Well, I woke up to find I was being attacked by a fist!! It kept hitting me in my nose and poking me in the tongue, when I managed to focus my eyes properly, I realised that the hand was attached to my own arm!! It was me punching myself, I knew it was my hand because of the big hairy wart on my finger and the strong stench of kippers. Anyway i went downstairs to tell mother and she said i had a rare disease called involuntary wristitis and she called an ambulance straight away. Im in hospital at the moment and for some strange reason they have re-named me to ' Nil - By - Mouth ' !!!!! I can see it at the end of the bed.Whats wrong with rachel heather fletcher? Anway has anyone else had this disease? sent
2007-01-25 07:12:31 · 23 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
hi i would just like2 say get a second opinion my doc said i had bl0w-j0b-itis but really i was just doing the walk like an egyptian dance 2 much that my head permanently got stuck in the routine of bobbing like a pigeon. next bout of wristitis make sure an enemy is close by yes u will get done 4 assault but hey u got an excuse as 4 nil by mouth well they called me that 2 becuase of my erm...condition i was out hospital in no time i just lurk in dark alleys now and guess what i get paid!! maybe u could use ur disease as an advantage 2!! lol
2007-01-25 12:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by dellyboppers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, i'm sorry to take heed to this. extremely there is not any longer plenty which you're able to do. you are able to shop on her and attempt to get her to do what she desires to be doing. yet in all honesty, if the youngsters are not being sorted contained in the propper way then they shouldnt be along with her. Thats no longer common to the youngsters. That undesirable toddler does no longer need to be left sitting in a grimy diaper and getting a sore bum.
2016-09-27 23:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by lichtenberger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From looking at the other questions you've posted all I can say is you are really weird and probably in need of some professional mental help.
2007-01-25 07:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cut off your hand and put a kipper flipper on it instead, that would be sweet!
2007-01-26 04:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Fu Manchu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have something similar, it's called "Sleep Torrettes" where I actually swear in my sleep, not even joking. Sleep Torrettes probably isn't the real name for it but it should be called that
2007-01-25 07:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by Sam W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this any relation to foot in mouth disease, cos I seem to have that in abundance
2007-01-25 07:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cant say i have ever heard of it, but sell your story to the magazines you will get loads of dosh for that!!! xx
2007-01-25 07:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by Kimmy xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, don't worry about it, it won't take long to get over it. Try rubbing stinging nettles all over your naked body in public, that cured it for me.
2007-01-25 07:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are a freaking nut! I want to punch you in the head too for being stupid. Ha..ha..
2007-01-25 07:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
arnt youi the lady who sed you woke up naked with yuor brother beside a rosebush?
2007-01-25 07:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by ฿ęŊ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋