I went swimming last week and got kicked out,I was jumping of the top diving board practicing my bombs,though I'm 38 why cant I practice my bombs.
I told him I was gonna get my dad,big bully.
2007-01-25 06:37:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Swimming & Diving
thanks haze now i understand the dangers,shame on me.
2007-01-25 08:43:54 · update #1
i think the life guard should have at least given you a couple of warnings prior to doing this. on future visits perhaps it would be best to go in disguise and give them good reason for ejecting you from the premises. perhaps allowing yourself to get caught peering into the ladies changing rooms masturbating furiously would make you feel better about your previous injustice. violence is not the answer and i would not involve your father in it, though he may wish to join you in a bit of family orientated peeping
2007-01-25 07:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
People get hurt in diving accidents.
The top diving board, called platforms, could be 5m, 7.5m or even 10m. If you hit someone from that height, broken limbs, concussion, etc could be the result. You would have to have a safety man.
The lifeguard can't watch you all the time and still keep an eye on people who are just acting sensibly but could still have a problem.
2007-01-25 08:07:48 · answer #2 · answered by efes_haze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bombing off the top board will give you serious wedgies, if you're lucky. If you hit wrong, you stand a good chance of tearing yourself a new a***hole, and giving yourself a poolwater enema into the bargain.
Hope that answers your question.
2007-01-25 09:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by tjs282 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty crazy going swimming in the middle of Winter, isn't it? Not for W@CKJONNY! I would just go somewhere else where you are appreciated!
2007-01-25 06:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by HotInTX 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋