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Not so dumb blond?
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.

The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"

At that number, the blonde agrees.

The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.

"Got it," she replies.

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.

Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"

The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends.

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No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.

Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"

She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.

2007-01-25 06:01:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

4 answers

The word "blond" usually indicates a male.
The word "blonde" usually indicates a female.

This is true only when they are used as adjectives. For the most part, people use them interchangeably, but that's the picky grammarian's answer.

2007-01-25 06:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by x q 2 · 2 1

Maybe one is a hair color and the other is a state of mind?

Perhaps your heroine is actually a brunette who died her hair "blonde"?

2007-01-25 06:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by aquaman 3 · 0 0

haa haa

2007-01-25 06:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by QueenBee 3 · 0 0

hahaha..thats pretty good!

2007-01-25 06:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0 0

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