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I've started listening to am talk radio and news on the way to work. Every bone in my body cracks in the morning when I roll out of bed. I yell at the kids from my front door, telling them to keep off my lawn, even though I have no real lawn in my duplex.........

2007-01-25 05:51:53 · 19 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Has your medicine cabinet gone from chapstick and aspirin to ben-gay, pepto bismol, alk seltzer and stuff you can't pronounce........then it's age.

2007-01-25 05:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nope - it is the in thing now to listen to AM Talk Radio. But as for cracking bones and yelling nope means that your day has just begun. Have a Great Day!

2007-01-25 13:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by Feline05 5 · 0 0

yes. knock it off. you are only as old as you act. I will be forever young. don't sweat the small stuff, that's what old people do. who cares if there are kids on your lawn. i bet you played wherever you could as a child. make kids happy, stop yelling

2007-01-25 14:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by indiana girl 2 · 0 0

NO WAY - am radio kicks *ss, your bones crack because you need more s*x, and yelling at kids is fun.

2007-01-26 11:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Dude, yer turning into an ornery old Man. You bettar cool it or yer gonna start taking out yer teeths to skeer the grandkids (even if you don't have any).

2007-01-25 13:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 2 0

Do you have no idea what music is on the Top Ten? Have thoughts that start with "kids these days...." yah man, yer gettin' old.

2007-01-25 14:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by bugged to death 5 · 0 0

I could have let the other stuff slide, but AM talk radio? that's the point of no return, I'm afraid.

2007-01-25 13:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0 0

Expert, i can tell you the three clearest signs that you're truly getting old.
The first, and foremost is that your memory begins to fail ! ! !
The second is that ...ummmm. the second is.... sorry! what was i just talking about?

2007-01-25 14:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not quite, just a bit 'older'...settled and mature maybe? That means you're at a happy stage...right?

2007-01-25 13:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hm, time to bust out the walker, spanky.

2007-01-25 13:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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