2007-01-25 05:36:52 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
When my best friend wouldn't buy my 2yr old godson sweets in the supermarket, he asked the woman standing in line behind them "Do you want to be my new Mummy?"
2007-01-25 05:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by LondonGRL 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
So cute...I came home one evening and had a glass of wine. My son (4 years old) saw me drinking it and asked me, "Mommy, are you getting drunk?" I couldn't believe he asked me that and didn't know where he got that idea, so I just explained to him that I was just having a glass of wine and would never get drunk. I explained that people get drunk when they drink too much. The very next day we walked into SavOn together and we walked past the Margarita display. I stopped for a second to see the price (more out of curiousity than anything, cause I never made drinks at home and only occasionally had wine in th house. As I stopped, he said rather loudly, "OH NO, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA GET DRUNK AGAIN!" I felt like sinking right into the ground I was so embarrassed. He never did tell me where he got that from, but now I can look back and laugh!
2007-01-25 05:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Oh Suhnny Day 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It was this christmas and I has wrapped all the presents the night before and accidently left the Toys R us bag in the living room and he came up to me and said " Mom why does santa claus shop at Toys R Us? He just turned 4.
2007-01-25 05:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My 5 year old recently said to me, after his 15 mo old sister had ripped one of his drawings, "That's not my sister, that's an evil genius in a baby suit!"
2007-01-25 08:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by RIVER 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My mom was talking to a little girl once about Heaven and she asked the little girl, "Would you like to go to Heaven?" To which the little girl replied, "Yes, but I'm not aloud to cross the street"!
Another funny one was when I was teaching Sunday School I asked my class of 3 and 4 year olds if someone would like to pray and thank Jesus for our snack. A friend mine's especially ornery son raised his hand. He prayed, "Dear Jesus, blah, blah, blah, blah!"
2007-01-25 05:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by Aunt Bee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Son used to call Butterflies Butterbee's
2007-01-25 05:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by kiarakitty 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When my daughter was about 5 , (she is now 14 so this is one for the scrap book too) she walked up to me in boots after she had been looking in a mirror and asked why she had a willy in the back of her throat!!!!!! to my horror the people around me stopped silent and looked at me with my jaw ajar and highly embarrassed. tried to explain to her that the dangley bit in the back of her throat was not a willy but a uvula and as that was the only word i could use as i have no other way of explaining it and knowing she wouldn't understand. She pretended to understand and all around me we wetting them selves
2007-01-25 05:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by littlemermaid_72 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My 3 year old brother in law wanted to play chess with me (he really doesn't know how. He just takes all of your peices and says he wins.) Well the one day I didn't want to and he looks at me with all seriousness and says "I am not marrying you anymore!"
2007-01-25 05:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by Kit 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My grandson was looking at some old photos in our family album. He pointed at a couple in a photo, and said
"Who's that?" I said, "Me and Grandpa, years ago." He replied, "But your look so... NEW!"
2007-01-25 08:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by kiwi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one day my husband and son and i were in walgreens in the diaper row...at the end of the row was where all the "family planning products" are. my husband, playing around, handed our son a tube of KY jelly and told him to give it to me. i told him (the son) to go put it back and that his daddy should stop playing. My son (who was just learning to read letters and has no idea what KY is) says (loud as can be) "mom, it's KY you can use it" the lady stocking the next row over was cracking up.
2007-01-25 06:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by Tissa 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋