Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 ft. flagpole with an enormous Colts log flag, and in every window, a Colts towel.
Tom looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls."
God said, "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Peyton get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine!"
GO COLTS!!!
2007-01-25 05:31:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
LOUD AND PROUD IN INDIANA!!
GO COLTS!!!!!
2007-01-25 09:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
im a patriots fan and i think its kinda funny but if Gods a Colts fan then why is this the first time in years the Colts are in the Super Bowl
2007-01-25 05:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by Joel R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine, who's a huge Cowboys fan told me a pretty good one involving God the other day. He told me:
Why does the Cowboys Dome have a huge square hole in the roof?
So God can look down and watch his team.
2007-01-25 05:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God is a Colts fan, then he's been doing a pretty lousy job with them the past few years.
2007-01-25 05:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by Craig S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10 it's a 5.......I agree, GO COLTS !!
2007-01-25 05:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Brite Tiger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a stable one, now I actual have one for you... Little Tommy went to kindergarden sometime wearing a Cubs hat. His instructor asked him why he became right into a Cubs fan. He mentioned, "using fact my mothers and dads are," His instructor mentioned, it fairly is not stable, What might you do in the experience that your mothers and dads have been drug sellers and hookers? He replies, "nicely then i may well be a White Sox fan!"
2016-12-12 20:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by mckinzie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, God is with the Colts, Go COLTS
2007-01-25 08:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by José A 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
colts fans shouldnt be talkin smack about the pats yet..... they still have to beat them a few more times in the playoffs before the colts can start talkin...
2007-01-25 05:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by russiashock 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think that joke is great. In TN we used it when Payton played here too.
2007-01-25 05:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by singertn5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you made that up by yourself.I think God is a 'da BEARS' fan.
2007-01-29 05:15:34 · answer #10 · answered by Richard M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, works with any 2 teams
2007-01-25 05:55:28 · answer #11 · answered by pooshna66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋