Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar,
twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago,
I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone inChicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little scumbag From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet
2007-01-25 04:50:52 · 7 answers · asked by Country Boy With A Guitar 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
hahaha thats awsome lol....
2007-01-25 05:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, now i have one for you...
Little Tommy went to kindergarden one day wearing a Cubs hat. His teacher asked him why he was a Cubs fan. He said, "Because my parents are," His teacher said, That's not good, What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers? He replies, "Well then I would be a White Sox fan!"
2007-01-25 05:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by Boondocksaint 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's older that dirt and has been changed with many team names over the years, but it's still kinda funny!
2007-01-25 05:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go Colts!
2007-01-25 06:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by xlichamps 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad - at least it wasn't a retread joke like most are any more.
2007-01-25 05:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by hankshammers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOUD AND PROUD IN INDIANA!!
GO COLTS!!
WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW!!
2007-01-25 09:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah, go bears!
2007-01-25 05:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋