2007-01-25 04:24:43 · 17 answers · asked by zuph08 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
where the **** do you think the ******* baby comes from mars it comes from a woman's pussy that's where it comes from!
2007-01-25 04:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by melissa g 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The real truth is that babies come from The Stork. But if you'd like some ridiculous answer, continue reading. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they marry each other. On the night of that wedding, the mommy and the daddy will buy a candle and go stand outside in the moonlight with the candle, saying "I wish, I wish with all my might, that I could have a baby tonight." A meteor will be shot to the earth if the wish is acceptable. However, if the parents were bad, radiation will spread all over their bodies, forming an STD, Stellar Transmitted Diseases.
If that doesn't work, the mommy and daddy have sex.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Where_babies_come_from
2007-01-25 15:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by sknymnie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In order to form a baby a female's egg must come in contact and be fertilized by a male's sperm. The most common process is with sexual intercourse. The baby stays in the womb for a gestation period of nine (9) months. Then it exits from the vagina or through a C section.
2007-01-25 12:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by proud_mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you attend sex education classes in your school? If you are even younger than that, then wait.
In a few years you will have those classes. Don't miss it. They teach you there. You will learn where babies come from.
2007-01-25 12:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A stork deliverers them, but be careful when you buy a baby, never give out your credit card #...
2007-01-25 12:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by Poker Face 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
by asking this query you are too young to worry with the idea anyway so go ask your parents and when they feel you are mature enough to know they will tell you
2007-01-25 12:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by Bucky411_hit 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Two creatures with little self control or discipline.
2007-01-25 12:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by Answerer 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
from ya mama
2007-01-25 13:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by mother of twin girls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
storks
2007-01-25 12:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZt2B9xbZQg
2007-01-25 12:35:15 · answer #10 · answered by Licca 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋