A busload of liberals were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the liberals. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the liberals had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked liberals lie."
2007-01-25 04:08:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
lol, great joke. The farmer should of received a medal!
2007-01-25 04:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 7⤋
The farmer buried the Libs on property paid for by subsidies he received from the federal govt.
And now a second windfall...free fertilizer!
Which he will then feed to his tasty cloned cows.
But that's only after FEMA helps him rebuild his barn.
Bon appetite!
2007-01-25 12:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by kissmybum 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like the old farmer had the smarts of our President !
2007-01-25 12:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by dadacoolone 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I liked Peace Love and Harmony's response. But I realize that Republicans also have some good reasons why we just happen to be the only "superpower" in the world.
2007-01-25 12:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by KnowSomeStuff 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Liberal lie for the same exact reason anyone else with any other political view lies, to cover up their wrong doing.
2007-01-25 12:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The old farmer seemed like more of an idiot and a mass murderer to me, just your average Con in reality.
2007-01-25 12:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by ck4829 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
This belongs in the joke section; not Politics.
2007-01-25 13:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I gotta think there are at least a few good ones out there who don't...but the majority do. They lie to themselves every day when they say abortion is not killing!
ANOTHER good one - lol
2007-01-25 13:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
YES, and the first two answers show you how ignorant liberals are.
2007-01-25 12:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
“All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.” This is a quote from right winger named Hitler and fits you- the conservatives
2007-01-25 12:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
No, only the conservative ones lie.
2007-01-25 13:55:36 · answer #11 · answered by Darth Vader 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋