aaargh, what be a good practical joke to play on me crew???

Answer 1

Tell them they are all fired and you have decided to replace them with robots...

Answer 2

Microsoft Word and most likely a bunch of other word processing programs now come with something called "AutoCorrect". When a common misspelling is made, it checks a list for it, and makes the corresponding correction. Example, it would change "adn" to "and". The magic of this is that it is user editable! Hop onto your co-workers workstation, load up their word processor's AutoCorrect list, and let your imagination run rampant. First start with the small, but most aggravating ones by reversing what is already in the list, change the corrections to the misspellings! Then move to even more humorous stuff like company acronyms, people's names.... you get the idea

Answer 3

Put car freshner trees in their pillows they will have headaches for 3 days... or mothballs in their pillow too

Answer 4

Tell them you're hiring a consultant to come and oversea thier work.

Answer 5

Have them dress up in ballet clothes

Answer 6

Catch some leeches, put them in their rum.

Answer 7

Unscrew the tube in their chair and put shrimp in it..... soon there will be an unimaginable smell and no one will know where its coming from.......

Answer 8

make ye hearties walk thee plank in dry dock, haar haar

Answer 9

Use your hook hand when playing proctologist. Hoorah.

Answer 10

tell tham they gotta walk the plank