2007-01-25 01:11:01 · 13 answers · asked by Meeowf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok my name is Tammy (you'll see why I'm telling you this in a minute) and when I was in junior high (grade 7, I think, 15 years ago) I was in English class and everyone had to memorize different spelling words (some easy, some hard) for homework and our teacher would ask us to spell them and then use them in a sentence.
A guy I had a HUGE crush on (and he knew it) had to spell and use the word "product". He proceeded with "Product-P R O D U C T. Tammy is a product of incest!"
The whole class, even the teacher roared with laughter! I was so embarrassed and such a geek at the time, I left crying. Obviously he was just being a jackass like young guys do because 2 years later we ended up in a serious longterm relationship!
2007-01-25 01:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy_Bunny 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was in a mall passing the Beauty Shop part of JC Penneys and I overheard a client talking about her weight problem when a younger beautician behind her turned around and said "But you look GOOD fat!!!" The lady's own beautician never croaked and I couldn't walk away fast enough. OUCH!!! I guess the best
insults are the ones that just slip out and you know they are true statements and not just insults. So....the best insult is a true remark spoken without thinking. @8-)
2007-01-25 09:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to work with this girl that was about 100 pounds overweight. One day she wore some white pants to work and you could see every dimple in her big booty (kinda' nasty). Anyway, one of our co-workers left a note in her in-box saying, "Just a little piece of advice, when you wear those pants you should consider wearing a shirt that covers your fat a - $ - $." It was the cruelist thing, but pretty funny all at the same time.
2007-01-26 19:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by ossaciP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe not the best but my current FAV, its from the "army movie" with 50 Cent
BOY, YOUR AS WORTHLESS AS AN ASHTRAY ON A MOTORCYCLE.
2007-01-25 09:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by wunluv06 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My friend, getting teased about watching the Playboy channel, said this to the guy teasing,
"Yeah, I see a lot of pictures of your momma on there."
Yeah, that was worth a BIG "ooooooooohhhhhhhh....."
2007-01-25 09:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Hayden*~ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are the reason God created the middle finger.
and
He wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if there were instructions on the heel
2007-01-25 09:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by soulburner 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
On the subject of facial hair:
My grandmother once told a guy that she had something between her legs that looked better than what was on his face!
OUCH!
2007-01-25 09:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by spikeyblonde_22 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In the heat of an argument, you can yell
"I understand why your parents put you up for adoption."
It is only really bad if the person actually was adopted.
2007-01-25 09:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by jacemo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking toll and waited for the gumball to come oout
2007-01-25 09:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know there was such a thing as "Best" insult...but whatever.
2007-01-25 09:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by ħ Ì Wêår M¥ Mê?ål Må§k 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋