hand up if a monkey can do ur job??

Question

and to add insult to injury, also if he can also do it better than u

Answer 1

A monkey could not do my current job.

My old boss did inform me (and the other employees) many times that a monkey could do our jobs. He also liked to refer to us as 'minions'. Anytime anyone spoke of wanting a new job, he'd go on about how no one else would ever hire us because we were to 'f**ked up' to work anywhere else. He said he was doing us all a favor by letting us work for him. He also paid everyone $5/hr.

Answer 2

If a monkey could talk then yes he could do my job and probably better than me.

Answer 3

I have two jobs and a monkey couldn't do either of them. At least, not very well.

Answer 4

Now you're kidding, right?? I mean, even a Monkey wouldn't want to do the laundry AND dust today now would he?? (If so, give me the number where he can be reached, he's hired!!) @8-)

Answer 5

A MONKEY CAN DEFINATELY TO MY***JOB***. I go to high school- and yeah- the monkey could do better in school than me.

Answer 6

Nope...a monkey cannot do my job....I can see a robot doing it but not a monkey

Answer 7

A monkey could not do my job.. but then, I don't do it either.

Answer 8

half a hand here, odd nights he could even nights he couldent, but I get paid for bolth so im not going to mention it to the boss

Answer 9

a monkey can do any job, technically we are all monkeys

Answer 10

It takes a special kind of skill to do nothing all day, but still look busy!