2007-01-24 23:32:32 · 20 answers · asked by automatic t 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
One time I came home after being gone all day. There was a table set for 2 with romantic music and candle light..I turned around and saw my male cat wearing silk boxers with a rose in his mouth..I cant be sure to this day if it was *actually* him who set the table but I explained to him that I didnt see him that way and it hasnt happend since..judge for yourself....
2007-01-25 00:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by Dani 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What kind of pet do U have? Like some birds get attached to one person and may try to court U as if U were its mate. All species are different,this would be a question for your vet....
2007-01-25 07:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Mary Who? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually your pet will offer to buy you a drink and ask you what your sign is... Sometimes they drop a chessy come-on line..Don't fall for this...Look for genuine interest, or you'll just get your heart broken!
2007-01-25 12:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by All I Hear Is Blah Blah Blah... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mistaken your animal's affection for coming onto you...that's just wrong...just plain gross....ewwwww!! I can honestly say that I've never had that experience with any of my pets.
2007-01-25 07:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals will most definately not find you sexually arousing, so here is a few hints:
1. Get over yourself, take a cold shower and deflate your ego.
2. You are not THAT handsome
3. Please go and see a shrink as you are in serious need of proffessional therapy
4. Get a Life
2007-01-25 09:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Big Ben 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when the dog sits next to you and puts its arm around your shoulder and whispers in your ear " why dont you bend over and take one for the team"
then your dogs coming on to you
2007-01-28 13:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by g g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He drools and gives you the come hither look with his eyes, or he humps your leg.
2007-01-25 07:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has he/she brought you flowers? Asked you out for dinner or a drink, "humped" your leg? If not I think your safe.
2007-01-25 07:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by hugsnkisses 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel bad for idiots like you. I also feel bad for your pets...
2007-01-25 10:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by rio_cb 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dog? You didn't specify. Female dogs will harmlessly hump your leg. If so. get her fixed if it bothers you.
2007-01-25 07:52:54 · answer #10 · answered by pj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋