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I would agree to pay after we were done with the meeting.

Love and blessings Don

2007-01-25 04:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would kick him in the a@#. God would not let people access Him for a fee. You can talk to Him for free at your own will why would you even need somebody else do it? And God has His own way of answering us.

2007-01-25 07:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 1 0

A few questions you might like to ask yourself.

Is there God?

Can God be "met"? In other words you might like to ask the fee charger to define "meet".

If God exists and can be "met", what is the probability he would set up this fee paying structure?

If you ask yourself the questions in this order, you may save yourself some time.

2007-01-25 07:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 0 0

This person gets no money from me! If there is a God, I will meet him soon enough without spending a dime to do so. If there isn't, then I will not have wasted my money on this clown.
(I'm reminded of the urban legend of one of the Columbine shooters asking one girl if she beleived in God. She's supposed to have said "yes", at which point the shooter is supposed to have replied "Tell Him I said Hi." and blew her head off.)
I'm sure the person you're referring to is quite safe and sane, though.

2007-01-25 07:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by actor22 6 · 0 0

I will simply say... "definitely, My living GOD is different from your god and Im not interested with meeting your god when I can be in the presence of My good GOD anytime, anywhere, for free!

2007-01-25 07:18:25 · answer #5 · answered by Autisteek 2 · 0 0

If someone claims to be so he probably might not be true, so forget about that.

Though if you find someone who says, "You don't have to come to me, to meet God, just be still and you are already with God", then listen to him closely, follow his instructions and pay him all your attention and reverence.

2007-01-25 08:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by Abhishek Joshi 5 · 0 0

Tell him Jesus's body and blood has already paid the price for you to meet God.

2007-01-25 07:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Asha 2 · 0 0

I'd call him/her a fracking liar to thier face and dare em to prove otherwise.. Gods have no need for cash.. SHEESH only an IDIOT would fall for that bit... If a god grants you an audience.. trust me he/she is gonna do it for FREE... Money is a Human thing.. its fracking worthless to even a minor god.. ROTFLMAO!

A god has about as much use for $ as I do.. (I get mine for nothing thank you.. gotta love those federal pension plans thanx tax payers).But hey.. I can get you there for 99.9% less if yer interested...

2007-01-25 07:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by darchangel_3 5 · 0 0

What I would do would likely involve my taking him to see a specialist who deals in mental illnesses or at the very least the police for trying to run a scam.

God, at least according to most religions, is omnipotent (all powerful) and omnicient (all knowing), so why do i need to see him, doesn't he know what I want?

2007-01-25 07:05:57 · answer #9 · answered by Sabrina S 2 · 0 0

1. Ask him why there is a fee involved
2. Kick him in the 'nads and tell him not to prey upon gullible people

2007-01-25 07:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 3 0

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