would paris hilton manage to beat a soggy letuice in a to the death battle????
2007-01-24 21:12:50 · 13 answers · asked by louise h 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
If she got in a fight with soggy lettuce she would probably eat it. Gross I don’t want to think about Paris Hilton and soggy lettuce, it sounds like scene one, of her next dirty movie.
2007-01-24 22:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by Bud#21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not. She's a weakling. Rosie O'Donnell and I teamed up and took on Paris, Nicole Richie and Britney in a handicap tag match. We easily dispatched them. It wasn't even a challenge. The match ended with me piledriving Paris. Britney then came into the ring but I headbutted her and threw her over the top rope. Then Rosie came off the top rope onto Paris with a big splash and pinned her. Rosie and I need some better competition than this. Our manager, Barbara Wawa, is negotiating for two tag team matches. Rosie and I want to challenge Donald Trump and Paula Abdul and also Oprah and Kelly Ripa. Since Rosie and I have annihilated everyone we've been in the ring with those p*ssies probably won't accept the challenge.
2007-01-25 08:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm tricky, Paris could probably get the better of a soggy lettuce, but a fresh lettuce could probably out think her.
Just kidding.
2007-01-25 05:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by John S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, soggy lettuce, hands down.
2007-01-25 06:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by LC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but I'd probably sleep with the soggy lettuce before I'd sleep w/ that skank.
2007-01-25 05:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by merlebh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton, but by decision, not by KO!
2007-01-25 08:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lettuce. It has more brain cells and so it could be more tactical, and it's better looking.
2007-01-25 05:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by dark_rose287 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lettuce would win no probs
2007-01-28 13:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by bluebell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha check out http://hollywood.weblogshq.com and http://hiltonbuzz.com and check out funny comments and articles on her!
feel free to add ur paris-rants!!!!
2007-01-25 23:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by LeAnnE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh thats a hard one, probably the lettuce, mind you she would probably pay somone to do her side.
2007-01-25 05:17:36 · answer #10 · answered by Madonna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋