show offs!?

Question

wanna show off but dont like to look big headed? got something to brag about but your friends wont let you get away with it??? well heres your chance...pose away!

some good answers so far, and to all you miseries who gave thumbs down, i asked for show offs! dont diss them!

Answer 1

My Nintendogs BumBum and Lulu are the best dogs in the world, so smart, winning all their contests, they can skip with the skipping rope forever! And all the other people we meet on our walks tell me how everyone in the neighbourhood is really impressed them!

Answer 2

Rap all started as sort of a boasting opposition, greater approximately who became the terrific MC than approximately who had the main funds. TO me, beats matter greater now than something, so the least complicated concern to rap approximately is the money you do (or do no longer) have. they are "teach offs" yet people who like the songs generally experience like teach offs themsleves whilst they hear to the music. The bravado is attractive. and then some human beings do no longer particularly care what the rappers are talking approximately, they only want a solid beat interior the stereo gadget (me) So confident they are teach-offs, yet whether or no longer they even have what they are announcing questionable. to no longer point out infrequently every person buys rap CDs so there are purely some i actually believe have what they are announcing.

Answer 3

I am currently working on an Anti-Gravity machine.
Essentially its a tri-polar magnetic flux capacitor - liquid helium cooled core - super magnet.
This project started 3 years ago whilst i was ill in bed with a lot of thinking time on my hands. I noted that the largest magnetic field is the Earth's Magnetic field and if it was possible to tap into this field then by countering this force you could effectively have an anti gravity machine.
I sketched out plans of what would be required to facilitate this machine- i.e a superconducting magnet with conducting electric wires wound around its core in a tetrahedral structure. As the magnetic flux is amplified by inverting the magnetic field this will counter any external fields thereby levitating the device off the floor and in any direction.
so far this is only in the theoretical stage - however i have sketch all the primary components and am missing 1 vital component - a tetra-hertz transistor for switching the flux capacitor. I'm told the only ones in operation are attached to nuclear warheads !!

Answer 4

I managed to give birth to four of the most beautiful children in the whole entire world. Given the amount of children there are I think that makes me pretty special.xx

Answer 5

Well, nuthin much 2 brag about. I jus know dat I hav a good voice & I can play da guitar and da keyboard.♫

Answer 6

Everyone already knows that I'm really really really really good looking and am better than them so I don't need to show off here.

Answer 7

Well, I hardly ever brag...... I like to be humble..

However, I'd say that I've got the best husband in the whole wide world!

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Answer 8

Hmmm, hmmm, I don't know, I have never show off before.
Nope sorry I not thinks of any thing to show off here.

Answer 9

I'l answer this later , i'm too busy landing my helicopter in my tennis court at the moment !!

Answer 10

My g/f can't handle the size of my penis. Just the other nite, I gave her both inches at once. She then told me to get the fu-- off of her. Yeah boooyyyyyyy!