with a frozen salami and started beating you with it, What would you do?
2007-01-24 20:45:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i would stare them dead in the eye trying to figure out if it is the dude whos mother i boned last night
if it was i would tell him she is a grown woman
if not i would
point at a distraction
grab his wallet
then run off as he chases me with a real reason to beat me with a salami[cant catch me i am the ginger bread man]
2007-01-24 20:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by niffirg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be annoyed & ask "really who beats someone with a frozen salami, couldnt u use brie cheese?"
2007-01-25 08:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by riverdanceboi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try eating the salami with each hit?
2007-01-25 04:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah hah hah, beating me with a frozen salami. I will just grab the salami off them and beat them up with the salami. Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah.
2007-01-25 06:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Yūsuke 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would play dead until they were done, wait until they were walking away, and crash tackle them taking them out at the knees. I would then steal the Salami, defrost it, and make a nice sandwich for my lunch. Mmmm meaty good.
2007-01-25 04:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start my taking out my knife then take the salami from the putz then start sliciing it up until there was nothing left.
2007-01-25 04:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eat the salami then smash em and run.
2007-01-25 04:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Beat them with my frozen fish.
2007-01-25 04:50:45 · answer #8 · answered by misty129 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
One thing I know for sure that I will not just standing there and let them beating me. I'll fight back..
2007-01-25 05:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Lilian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i had a blade I'd shank them, otherwise I'd just kick and punch them until they were no longer a threat
2007-01-25 04:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by Another۞Human 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋