i need a short n funny skit!!?

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plzz help me guyz! i need 2 perform a skit.it shud b funny n for 5 min at least. give me sum websites or tell me sum skits u knw..its urgent plz!!!

Answer 1

Crawl down the center aisle panting "Water...water." Make your way up to the stage and either have someone give you a glass of water, or have one set up there already. Either way, once you get it, pull a comb or brush out of your pocket, dip it in there and comb/brush your hair. If someone handed you the glass of water, say thanks, and crawl away.

Get a big cardboard box (tv size), and put a couple of bowls filled with warm water inside it. Walk/run/whatever down each aisle, slinging the box back and forth in your arms, or hands. This will cause some of the warm water to splash out of the box corners and all over anyone around you. As you're doing this, scream "Guess what I just got!!!" Once you make your way onto the stage and after you've sprinkled most everyone in the audience, have someone onstage with you ask what you just got. Your simple reply is..."puppies!"

This one is quick. Get up on stage and say..."All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." Then giggle a little. Then slowly raise your hand, while acting like you don't know what's going on. Then say, "Wow. That was freaky." Or say whatever. Then say to the audience, "Actually I wanted to do something else. I wanted to do a little bit of..umm...something called...umm...it's called...umm" Then have someone in the audience yell out "Mindreading!" Then just say, "Thank you very much...have a great nite."

Answer 2

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skit (skt) n. 1. A short, usually comic dramatic performance or work; a theatrical sketch. Generally, people will make them funny because humor is the easiest emotion to make people feel. Every summer, people at my church perform skits on our summer cruise and some of the best are not funny at all. They don't even need talking. Maybe for your endangered animals skit, you could try to mimic animals being killed for just their horns or fur or something (if you can use props, like a coat or horn), and you might even set the whole thing to sad music. Just make it very dramatic. Art is most effective when you are trying to evoke emotions in your audience, so go for sadness. I hope this helps! Good luck.

Answer 3

If it doesn't need to be original, I strongly suggest "Vitameatavegimin". It's from the I Love Lucy show, and it's just one woman, trying to do a commercial for a new product, and the commercial involves her taking a teaspoon of the product. What she doesn't know is that the product contains a high volume of alcohol. She doesn't get it quite right the first time, and so has to do it again. And again, and again. Each time she does it, she gets a little more tipsy, until the final attempt where she is quite drunk.
I would suggest that you not try to imitate Lucy's performance, but make the piece your own. Now that I Love Lucy episode3s are available on DVD, it shouldn't be too hard to find either at the library of at your local video rental store.

Answer 4

I actually heard this on FoxNews the other day, and almost could not stop laughing. I called everyone I knew to tell them, even in other states, and they laughed their butts off! This ACTUALLY happened to SEVERAL women in some city in the US. They are STILL looking for the guy. lol


A TWO PERSON SKIT: [man & woman] ask some guy BEFORE class starts to assist you, them call him up in class when you are going to do the skit.

There is this woman walking along, and some guy grabbs her.

He pushes her to the ground and makes her hold her feet very still.

He removes her shoes and SUCKS on her toes! [The guy can fake this part]

Then he gets up & runs away!

Ok, maybe that is not good, but it is the only thing I have been thinking of since I saw it on FoxNews.
The reporter started out saying. "We are looking for a man who is attacking women in so-in-so city, he has a Foot Fetish. Then they explained what I told you in the skit I wrote above". OH, you could use another person to be the reporter, and do the skit while he says a commentary on it, as if he is reporting it on the news! If you want to do that use the following skit:

FoxNews Special Report:

We are looking for a man who is attacking women in "a city name" city, who has a Foot Fetish.

He is grabbing women on the street, and shoving them to the ground.

He removes their shoes and SUCKS on their toes!

Then he gets up & runs away!

Authorities are still looking for the man.

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i need a short n funny skit!!?
plzz help me guyz! i need 2 perform a skit.it shud b funny n for 5 min at least. give me sum websites or tell me sum skits u knw..its urgent plz!!!

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Answer 8

Its very simple.Try to immitate ur teacher like behaving like them and talking like them.It'd be funny.U ask some students to sit before U like students and U start immitating the teachers.It'd be funny forever.

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