I'm having a party and some of my lib friends will be there and I need to know what napkins suits your current mood better.
White for surrender or yellow for cowardly cut & run?
I want this party to be a success so don't let me down!
2007-01-24 16:37:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I like to find one answer after a hard night at work that makes me laugh and yours is it! I really thought this was funny and some of the answers from the libs just added to it!
2007-01-24 16:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by Brianne 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Why don't you run down to your local party supply house and buy some surplus red, white, and blue napkins to give your guests the impression that you may actually care about the state of this country. I get the impression that your a conservative that actually might think it's a good idea for the president to send more troops to Iraq, along with increasing the already sky rocketing deficit. By ear marking and additional 20 billion dollars in funding to clean up the mess he created by invading Iraq based on fictitious information. If these so-called party attendees were your friends, why categorize them as libs? Just like a conservative to label people with opposing view points. If they had any sense at all they would avoid your party in the first place.
2007-01-24 17:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by InDyBuD2002 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That's a good idea. White and yellow are both good. But you know what would make it even better?
Have your conservative friends wear red, white, and blue shirts that look just like the flag. Be sure to have the blue field draped over the left shoulder. That's very important.
I love planning parties.
2007-01-24 16:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're absolutely right, we can't simply pull out of Iraq. And I"m glad to see some of Al Quaeda's supporters are turning against them--I just hope the different factions can agree to work together now!
2016-05-24 06:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry, non of your so called lib friends will show up. Most will be spending their time working for a good cause, even if it's to make a living, unlike trolls such as you that look for a fight but hide behind your keyboard with a "does not allow email" sign hanging from his/her neck. Does that mean you "Type and Run"???
2007-01-24 16:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
What's wrong? Don't you have any of your napkins with the constitution printed on them left?
2007-01-24 17:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You can't serve Libs Paper napkins, and cloth ones are to expensive for Libs. Give them corn husks they can use them for both ends.
End note you got alot of them stirred up way to go they are funny when they think they have a little power.
2007-01-24 17:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by rdyjoe 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Well, i f you are a con and you follow Bush, I would suggest yellow for you and your friends.. remember he is the great orator... not the great fighter... could dance tho apparently.
2007-01-24 16:43:07 · answer #8 · answered by Debra H 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Will milk be made available to all at the party?
2007-01-24 16:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try blue for the election results last year.
2007-01-24 16:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Chi Guy 5 · 8⤊ 1⤋