Any good, funny, inspirational pet stories you all want to share?

Question

I know this one is done to death, but I just love reading the stories!! I know, I need to get a life, haha, but come on indulge me, I 've never asked this before!!

Answer 1

Okay...you asked for it.
I had a BIG cat once, an Abyssinian named Cody. He was HUGE. When he laid down, you couldn't tell where was the front and where was the back.
We used to tease him that he couldn't catch the birds in the tree outside our apt window because he would break the branches! He used to sit for hours staring out, chattering at them. He was so frustrated.
One day, I was sitting in the LR when I looked down from my book and there was Cody with a bird! Ach! After a frantic glance, I noticed that the bird had a stick up his a**. It was a FAKE bird!
The day before, I had noticed next door that they had thrown out trash that looked as if it came from a birthday party. The bird was a cake decoration! Cody had gotten out and grabbed the bird from the trashcan!
I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't real.

Answer 2

This isn't very inspirational but it's quite funny.

One day I was sitting on the couch using my laptop (like always because obviously, I don't have a life, either) and the new pomeranian I just got started looking at the screen funny and all of a sudden she started going after the screen chasing the cursor, it was hilarious I guess it was one of those you have to be there to think it's funny kind of things.

I also have one that just happened last night. I was at a friends birthday party and the girls' house at her neice has a black lab, we had a bonfire going and all of a sudden it was jumping up and catching the flames and ashes in the hair, I thought it was hilarious, I think everything is funny though really, I'm one of those weird girls. LOL He kept burning his tongue which I know wasn't good for him but it was funny and his owner said "Go get some water, Buddy!" he ran over to the cake sitting on the table, jumped up with his paws on the table and took a huge bite out of the cake before we even got to light the candles. So much for a good birthday cake.

Answer 3

OK my little 10 lb dog does such crazy sh!t. He cops an attitude when I put on his frontline he hides from me the rest of the day and runs from his hiding place to my b/f lap. If I call him or talk he growls.until we are officially friends again. He chases the windshield wipers in our truck in the rain & watches ur lft hand in case it goes near the wiper switch? He hates our 2 cats but gets a big thrill to chase 1 over the other. The younger cat runs up a certain big tree everytime then turns around in the crotch of the tree & the dog is jumping & barking and the cat seems to just look down from above his reach and say haha dummy u tryed this one before hes not that far up the tree either. the older kitty will hiss & swat at him but the dog don't chase him??Ever heard of a dog..loves to go fishing??We pull the boat out on truck & he will chase to get onto boat. Then u cast the line out he has jumped in to bring the floater back to u. Now he's tied so just barks @ floater.Then forget catching a fish he wants it!He trys to grab it. we have given him bait fish but he only wants the eyes flips it ove & gets the other one.If we say fishing to e.other he lifts his head & peers @ u like saying don't forget me. He's pyscho!!

Answer 4

one summer about 5 years ago now, my grandmother got me this little shih tzu puppy. She was planning on surprising me, but i found out about it. She bought it from one of her friends in Brooklyn for $350. Once i got up there, the puppy was about 8mos old. He was the runt of the litter, and very small. He fell in love with me, and i did the same. As time came that i was getting ready to go, my grandmother started talking about how much she was going to miss it and all this stuff, and came to the conclusion that she didn't want to part with it. so one day, after she got off work, she went back to her friends' house and bought another puppy (i didn't know about this one). And she brought it home. I helped her with her bags as usual. When she got in the house, she asked "did you see your new puppy?" i told her that i didn't know that there was a new puppy, and asked her where it was. So we opened up the bag that she had it in, and out comes this huge puppy! It wasn't really that he was all that big, it was just that, compared to the runt, he was humungus!! And he was nothing but a teddy bear, he just wanted to be held and cuddled all the time. When the other dog saw it, he got an immediate attitude (which isn't rare for this breed), and he went upstairs. We stayed down with the new pup for a while, and we noticed that it was extremely lathargic. It wasn't as bubbly as the other puppy. Then while petting it i noticed a lot of little bumps all over the dog, and i saw a lot of fleas. Me, wanting to eventually become a vet, diagnosed the bumps as ticks. So the next morning we took the dog to the vet, and the real vet confirmed it. The did the procedure and whatnot, and when we went back to get the dog, the vet said that if we hadn't got the dog and brought him in when we did, that he probably would've died. so a couple of days went by, and the dog livened up. After about a day or so of recuperation from the vet visit, he was running around with his brother(who also came around to except that he was no longer the only one). By the time that my parents came to take me back home, they were like two peas in a pod, right as we were about to leave, my grandmother came up with a great idea, and put both of the pups in the car. So in the end, we ended up with both of the dogs! And we've had them both since.