any good ways to mess up an old ford truck?

Question

my boyfriend is a drunk and drug user who spends all of his time in his old ford truck then tries to tell me that him and his crackhead uncle are out working. this is bull and i'm sick of it. does anyone have any good ideas that i can try to break down his piece of crap truck?

also he works on cars so he knows about them so it needs to be a good way that will really work and have him puzzled, i really dont want to pop the hood and do anything, i was thinking more like putting something in the gas tank. so far ive tried a couple marbles, water & snow but it didnt cause any problems.

Answer 1

#1. Dont waste your time.

2. you want o do this quickly, you don't want to linger or do anything that takes too much time. So there are a few ways to go about this...DON'T put sugar in his gas tank, this is an old wives tale, sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline so there is minimal gain in this plus it will take too long. Go to the hardware store and buy a something Called "Zip Strip" or Aircraft paint remover. Be careful with this stuff cause if you get it on your skin it will burn you....and pour it all over the paint. crawl under the truck and find the oil pan, take a screw driver and a hammer and punch a hole in the oil pan, *this is something that can me done quickly and will be a holy PITA to fix*. Go on line and purchase a bottle of fox urine (http://www2.yardiac.com/long.asp?item_id=1009) and dump it all over the inside of the truck...he wont be able to get in it cuz it will smell so bad....last....take a knife and puncture the sidewalls of his tires...at 100+ dollars a piece it wont be cheep to fix.

Answer 2

Go to the petstore and buy all the pet mice and turn them loose inside the truck and also put some under the hood thingy. Now in about 2 days, it will smell real bad and he won't want to drive it anymore. Problem solved.

just my $0.02

hehehe

Answer 3

there are lots of ways, screwdriver thru the radiator, water in the oil, sugar in the gas tank, pop the hood and start cutting wires, cut all of the belts on the motor about half way thru, that way it won't look like you did it, they'll break while he's driving and then he really will have to work on it and it won't look like you did a thing.

Answer 4

Well, first off unless you are a real LOSER, why waste your time on him, he obviously is a big time idiot(or else he would respect himself more) who is just a waste of good air, or better yet, a boil on the butt of humanity! leave him to his obvious fate, go find someone who will appreciate you , and HAVE A GOOD LIFE!!!! Secondly- it IS a Ford after all, leave it alone, it will die a natural death very soon.

Answer 5

pull fuses, like for the fuel pump, or starter. cut the throttle cable that will take some time to fix. just don't do anything that could get him killed, like messing with the brakes or something that would completely wreck the truck.

oh and why are you still with him?

Answer 6

well hun there is no legal way to answer this.. but i have heard that 2 Quarts of Motor Oil in the fuel tank can gunk things up... 10w30

Answer 7

there must be a fuse for the ac. only pull it out and it received't artwork. or you could unplug the cord that is going to the front of the ac compressor. you receives your factor throughout the time of to him very well. fairly warm and sticky in south texas.

Answer 8

I'd have to agree with wulfgar_1... Why bother with the truck. Just leave him.

Answer 9

cut his brake line and have someone else offer to race him then they should stop and hell try and go fast into a walll?

Answer 10

well you shouldn't even be with him...