Here's one of mine:
"ducks don't have wings!" "yeah they do, but they only use them when they fly!"
2007-01-24 14:19:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I invented the internet."-Al Gore
2007-01-24 14:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
phone rings at home number and question is asked "are you home" or "where are you?"
I answer the phone with the name of a company and the person on the other end of the line asks for the name of the company.
I receive a call at work, I answer the phone, and the other person asks who it is that they have called.
i have a my space account, and my picture is of 3 ladybugs on a piece of wood. i got an email that said "I really thought your picture was sexy. can we talk"
I received an e-mail on YA and it was a guy professing his love for me...(he forgot to click the box that said not to let the receivers see each others addresses. He had sent it to 30 other women.) He also asked for a response.
(My boyfriend is a blond) and he is always proving that he is not the brightest bulb in the string. The other day, he asked what my IQ was and I told him...he bragged that his IQ was 89.
I came home to my boyfriend the other day and we had an argument. He was furious because I was not home. He asked me where I had been all day. I had been with him.
2007-01-24 22:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jessica simpson chicken of the sea tuna incident
2007-01-24 22:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by High? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
me: "sobs" ive always loved u with unconditional love, and all u gave me wus infatuation and conditional love"
them: "thats right, i loved u with two kinds of love while u only loved me with one! ur as selfish as ever."
me: *jaw drops speachless*
2007-01-24 22:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard someone ask what does salt taste like once
2007-01-24 22:29:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when people say "Republicans are intolerant'
That is a lie
2007-01-24 22:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a guy hit on me and told me that my eyes were the color of...antifreeze.
2007-01-24 22:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by flutterby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably that paris hilton is hot!
2007-01-24 22:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Randomly my friend shouts out "Chicken!"
2007-01-24 22:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hit my kids because you made me......someone i know honestly said that, and i overheard her.
2007-01-24 22:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋