2007-01-24 13:55:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you feel like it you could rub my back...It's killing me.
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2007-01-24 14:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
read this statement
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS
*****NOTE*****
We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
2007-01-24 21:59:25 · answer #2 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
What kind of things can you do?
2007-01-24 21:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing much but enjoy a life of leisure with me, at your expense of course!
2007-01-24 22:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clean out the gutters, rake the yard, pick up around the house and do the dishes.
2007-01-24 21:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cook, wash the dishes and massage my feet. Also feed my 2 cats (if you're not allergic).
2007-01-24 22:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please wash my 3 sinkloads worth of dishes from cooking for a group of people tonight. I'm too tired to finish them ...
2007-01-24 22:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by midnight*toker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clean my house and do the dishes.
2007-01-24 21:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by SAMMY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pay off my car loan.
2007-01-24 22:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by ~MIMI~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep being the crazy man you are !!!!
2007-01-24 22:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
clean my house - go buy my groceries & when you get back you can wash my truck ! after all that you can cook supper then clean the kitchen so i can answer questions ! thanks !!
2007-01-24 22:01:18 · answer #11 · answered by Barbie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋