Best song to poo too?

Question

Lets say I'm trying to pinch a loaf, and I'm on the thrown for a while, and it won't move or come out. Just sits there, half in-half out- taunting me... What can I play to,
a)Kill Time, and/or;
b)Sooth my poo so it will come out, and/or
c)Rock my bowels to unleach the relief.

Let me know.

Answer 1

Do you have to let it Linger- Cranberries

Answer 2

The Beta Band do a song on their album called 'The Three EPs' called 'Push It Out'...

The basic lyric is 'Push it out, Push it all out', and that's all they sing for the first three minutes or so as the depth and immediacy of the music grows, until finally the vocalist seems to go into free form, scatting on all kind of different subjects. I think this is the song you're looking for... actually, I think it'd be a great song to give birth to as well, but it'd work pretty well for poo too...

Answer 3

LOL, I think that a nice selection from South Park would help. Maybe Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. Good luck!! :)

Answer 4

Anything by Milli Vanilli or Vanilla Ice

Answer 5

In and Out of Love-Bon Jovi

Answer 6

"Stranglehold" - Ted Nugent
"In the Flesh" - Pink Floyd
"Yank Me, Crank Me" - Ted Nugent
"Candle in the Wind" - Elton John (for after effect)

Answer 7

none of those...the song would either be "Constipated" by weird al or "heaven" by an artist i dont know..i think its DJ sammy and Yanou or something like that

Answer 8

1. Turtles Heads by The Macc Lads

Lyrics: "The fit bird at Tesco with the massive t*ts said she'd meet me tonight
And she'd ring me at six,
The phone's rung twice, I haven't picked it up,
Coz I'm sitting here staring at a toilet duck
There's a turd hanging out of my a*se
I've strained and I've pushed 'til my sphincter bled
There's a turd hanging out of my a*se
It won't come out, it won't go back, its turtle's heads

Then I had a visit from a man in a suit, he said:
"Is anyone at home? I'm from Littlewood's Pools."
He never heard me screaming, or the toilet flush
So I threw him a message on a dirty bog brush,
It said:
There's a turd hanging out of my a*se
I've strained and I've pushed 'til my sphincter bled
There's a turd hanging out of my a*se
It won't come out, it won't go back, its turtle's heads

The window cleaner's coming, its time to finish,
I'm off down the local for a pint of Guinness
The fit bird from Tesco says she wants a quick shag
Sticks her tongue down my throat, and her hands down my bags.
There's still a turd hanging out of my a*se
I've strained and I've pushed 'til my sphincter bled
There's a turd hanging out of my a*se
It won't come out, it won't go back, its turtle's heads

(Turtles heads, turtles heads, hanging down my leg)"


2. Enema Punishment or anything by Poop

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Answer 9

you **** me to tears - the tennants