Can anyone find a site where the horoscopes are actually true??
2007-01-24 13:26:19 · 9 answers · asked by Thrills 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
The Onion's is just as or more accurate! Samples for this week!
Your Birthday Today
Religion will soon instill in you a renewed sense of purpose. Also, it will soon instill in you a renewed sense of fear, a renewed sense of guilt, and a renewed sense of shame.
Aries March 21 - April 19
There won't be a dry eye in the house this week when support beams collapse under the heat of 10-foot flames and block all available exit routes.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Your crude sense of humor will offend many this week, while the amount you supposedly charge for a standard mustache ride will offend the rest.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
While curiosity may have killed the cat, your wife and kids will soon fall victim to a deadly blend of anger and mistrust.
How do they get me right?
2007-01-24 14:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by Chaine de lumière 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horoscopes are as true as Wrestling.
2007-01-24 13:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horoscopes are option realities. they could be actual. the way i glance at horoscopes is they're issues to evaluate. They characterize, in words, the energies of the celebs that are influencing me. they supply clues to us approximately what we would journey on any given day. despite if it could be irrelevant to think of of them as "actual". evaluate that they are each written for one 12th of the folk in the worldwide, consisting of lady and male of each age, races, and human beings with each sort of careers and existence stories. They stroll the line between actual and fake.
2016-12-16 16:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo has pretty good horoscopes.
2007-01-24 13:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by This_Strong_Black_Woman!!!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any u have to pick and chose which ones almost make some sense but in all reality they all use cosmic readings and chartings.. not word for word is all true tho.. remember it is a symbolic thing not to the word and detail symbolic..
2007-01-24 16:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by gypsygirl731 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look sexy
i wanna till yah somefing
someons say dats scince specially deals wid stars movies
and the others say dats just big bullshits
wanna da true????
i don respect the tow ideas
lol
2007-01-24 13:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by abood in the hood mood 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
parts of it have worked on me several times but not always. even though i think they are true
2007-01-24 13:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by blond hottie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some horoscaope are sometimes tru but other times they are false... try reading the using at Keen... i get my daily horscope from there.... they just emails us our everyday scopes..
2007-01-24 13:31:00 · answer #8 · answered by beautysexychick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, I don't think any are true.
2007-01-24 13:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋