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I was at work in NYC in Goldman Sacs and my boss told me to give him my cash, I said no and he stabbed me and said "You got got!!!!" and ran away! I'm bleeding!!!!!!

2007-01-24 12:59:38 · 22 answers · asked by Some A-hole 1 in Health General Health Care Injuries

22 answers

Let the blood drain into a bucket.....periodically drink it so you don't lose all your blood and die.
This is the latest in health emergencies......
don't forget to salute ! ! !

2007-01-24 18:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by bobkitten 2 · 1 0

Leave the knife in....and call 911 if you've pulled it out already strech some plastic wrap tightly over the stab wound and call 911

2007-01-24 16:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Love always, Kortnei 6 · 0 0

Don't pull out the knife.
Dial 911 or contact someone on you computer asap.
try to get something to pressure the bleeding.
But since your porbalyu faking it, have a nice day in dreamworld.

2007-01-25 00:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Em 2 · 0 0

Take a nice long hot bath. That will usually make the pain go away.

2007-01-24 13:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Smokin' Dragon 4 · 1 0

Does anyone know the number to 911?

2007-01-24 13:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by on02151blueline 2 · 0 0

Wait until the blood stops gushing out. Then take a nap.

2007-01-24 19:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by George 4 · 1 0

Seeing some *&** hole asked this the question suits the name.

2007-01-24 13:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 0 0

okay dude ths is fake..
why would you be on a comoputer when your friken stomach is bleeding.
jesus.
get a lifeee.!

2007-01-24 13:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Chase him down and give him your cash

2007-01-24 13:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by flacocajuncujo 4 · 1 1

Sit ups, now go away!

2007-01-24 13:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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