A "if a tree falls" question?

Question

If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime does anyone care?????????????????????????????????????????

Answer 1

So what's a mime doing in a forest anyway?
But you know! somone would probably care! The mime's friends and family would be very upset. And if no one cared,dude,that would be so sad! Mime's need love too!
A mime is a terrible thing to waste!
We've all seen the mime trapped in a box routine,what would a mime stuck under a tree routine look like?

Answer 2

The mime

Answer 3

Mrs. Mime, the wee baby Mime, Mama and Papa Mime, and all the little cousin Mimes..........
and I guess that's pretty much the silent majority.
:P

Answer 4

well
I kant rightly say
but I digress
oooops. I'm putting de horse before de cart
to continue

if it were a mimosa tree.
would you plot that action on a mimeograph machine?
or
would a stitch in mime save line?


so much for the critique of practical reason

Answer 5

If the mime survives, he'll have had some killer inspiration for a new act. And if he dies, his wife will paint a teardrop under her eye.