Any encoragement, to get the turtle to show its head?
2007-01-24 12:42:09 · 25 answers · asked by ben b 5 in Dining Out ➔ Vietnam ➔ Other - Vietnam
Not sure why its in the Vietnam section...guess my toilet's going to look like its been napalmed.
2007-01-24 12:51:26 · update #1
yea but wait as long as you can and then itll just come out, or you might get constipated. i just took a poo it was great. try smoking a cigarette while you poop.
2007-01-24 13:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by ReturnOfTheFly 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make sure you have enough toilet paper before you sit down and try to use a Charmin wet wipe afterwards. Depending on the length of time you plan on being in there...don't forget your reading material... Also, moving your feet every once and a while so they won't fall asleep is a good idea too. :) Happy Crappy!
2007-01-24 22:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by cutesy76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lamaze breathing is the way to go.
Focus on your body and breathing, and the pain of your contractions will fade away. Breathe with your diaphragm. Eventually you'll be 10 centimeters dilated. Then it's time to push, taking clean cleansing breaths throughout.
Eventually, your little brown bundle of joy will hit with a splash. Remember, don't cradle it.
2007-01-24 20:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
prune juice washed down with a carton of fresh OJ, then a curry later - preferably as hot and spicy as you can take it - if all else fails get to the doctor! ...........and make sure you've stocked up with plenty of toilet tissue if you've been blocked up for several days!.................... also you may need to flush several times during the process to stop your lav getting blocked!!!.......... you might even need to take time off work!!
2007-01-25 04:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by sammyc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember your breathing techniques.
Also a bit of reading material is quite relaxing, may last a while.....
It is also something to grab on to if needed.....
2007-01-25 04:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bastet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go, go now before it's too late. It will show when you least expect it so be prepared.
2007-01-24 21:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by itgirl23 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah lock the bathroom door, lol.
2007-01-24 20:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by louisem28 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hope for a clean break!
2007-01-24 21:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by SkUnKmOnKeY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you won't find toilet tissue roll. Hope you didn't eat hot food.
2007-01-24 20:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by Javy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
by the time you read this I hope your misson is complete, including the paper work
2007-01-24 21:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by missmurphy21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋