I've had a VERY bad day....someone please say something funny or encouraging.....
2007-01-24 12:39:12 · 11 answers · asked by Michelle 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I'm VERY sorry you had a BAD day.......sit down, relax...grab a drink, (if you're old enough), lite up a doobie.....and tell the world to piss off!!!! Forget it even exists until the morning!!!
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do one legged girls work????
Ihop!!!! LOL
2007-01-24 12:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by luvsbjs_418 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says"Why the long face."
2007-01-24 20:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay..okay...stop me if you heard this one....so this guy, he walks into a bar and says "OUCH!!!"
I know it's lame, but it was the best I could come up with right now LOL. Cheer up, it'll get better!
2007-01-24 20:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have something funny that everyone can relate to:
Is it me or do you love it when they go down on you but when you feel it getting good they come back up! Damn them gas prices!
2007-01-24 20:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by tigress4utonite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bad day, hun? Oh well, guess you must be the Lone Ranger?
2007-01-24 21:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by wph00 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna hear a dirty story?
Three pigs feel in the mud.... Take care dear, things will be better tomorrow..
2007-01-24 20:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by gamerunner2001 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up Babe.. Im sure tommorow will be a better day!!! I hope things get better for you.....
2007-01-25 07:44:00 · answer #7 · answered by Eve M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to this link
2007-01-24 20:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by *~~The Wizard Mouse~~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheer up tomorrow is new day \.......you should have fun while you can...watch thishttp://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=601270a36d25ed2337164a3f46d2a6a3.803890 it will put a smile on your face
2007-01-25 04:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by katey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chug a diet coke and eat a pack of mentos, see what happens and get it on video
2007-01-24 20:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋