How do you wreck your own funeral?

Question

ok here we go, I've had my pizza (pizza always reminds me of the movie Multiplicity) well then thank you all for being patient and here is the answer to How to Wreck your funeral. simply attatch a line(fishing line I think will do the trick) have the line attatched to your dead arm and the other end attatched to the arm of whoever is giving the eulogy.This will take cooperation from that person. It will work better if you have a tiny pulley system in use. the idea is for the speaker to make exaggerated arm motions while speaking about the dead. with any luck the audience will see a corpse raising his arm as if to wave goodbye. Think about it... it is funny.
also I want my funeral to be a buffet kind of thing or a BBQ. Ya know ya get your plate, get your meat, grab some chips, look at a dead guy, get your drink and sit down in order to keep the line moving. also along with Amazing Grace played by a piper I want Elton John's funeral for a friend played. and Fishheads(look it up)

by the way I do believe in God in case one or two of you were wondering. I also believe we have the ability to not take ourselves seriously not even our own mortality.

Answer 1

One of the greatest ideas I've heard of in my life. (Hospice Nurse.) I would laugh so hard if I saw the deceased waving goodbye from his coffin that I'd have to have CPR.

Answer 2

In your last will and testament, state that you want your funeral to be in the middle of a golf course!

Answer 3

You do what you want but make sure the person incharge will follow thru.

Answer 4

You can't wreck your own funeral if you're already dead.

And no, ima not gona try it out cause i'd be beat to death.

Answer 5

interesting idea haha

Answer 6

thought i'd skip mine see if that might ruin it

Answer 7

Sick!!