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Yes! And while you're at it, those Nigerians who keep sending me emails trying to con me out of my hard earned money with their dumb "sweepstakes or you won an inheritance scams"! Jerks! Oh and also K-Fed and Paris Hilton-2 wastes of space (forgive me).

2007-01-24 11:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

have you see the TV ad for Nambarri tea.

the woman comes in as the phone rings. "hello creativity kitchens" the voice says

she tells them to hold, and places the phone next to one of her kids musical toys with a constant irritating jingle.

then goes and makes a cup of tea, comes back to the phone and says " thank you for holding, your call is important to me" then puts the phone back to the toy.

Its funny as anything. but you never have something handy when they call.

2007-01-24 11:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by steven m 7 · 1 0

>_> You, sir, are just seeking attention. Why don't you quit before you sink to deep into trouble. This is silly! Do you even think about what could happen if people got insulted by this? Especially super religious people? (Not that I have a problem with them, of course. I am trying to defend them!)

2007-01-24 11:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by Christina M 3 · 1 1

you have got to be the funniest person I have ever seen put a question on this page. And yes you should, but add a little extra for me because they have also taken over customer support. Try explaining "you suck" to a person who doesn't really understand a word you say. p.s. thank you come again...hahaha

2007-01-24 11:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by kArMaRiFiC 5 · 2 1

you cant do that when its the british bosses causin it and while were at it lord wheres the legs i should have got and the life for that matter lol

2007-01-24 11:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0 1

HAHAHAHA! thats great lol good one :) i think i will try that i like this part: Me: Hello? AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? Me: May I ask who is calling please? AT&T: Yes this is AT&T… Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes this is AT&T… Me: The phone company? AT&T: Yes sir. Me: I thought you said this was AT&T. AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company. Me: I already have a phone. AT&T: We aren’t selling phones today Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Me: Now, that’s 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day? AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, Sir, that’s right! 24 hours a day! Me: 7 days a week? AT&T: That’s right. Me: 365 days a year? AT&T: Yes sir. Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That’s amazing! AT&T: We think so! Me: That’s quite a sum of money! AT&T: Yes sir, it’s amazing how it adds up. Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance? AT&T: Excuse me? HAHAHA

2016-05-24 05:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Please anything to get rid of telemarketers--by the way thank you for saving my sins

2007-01-24 11:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1 0

Sure why not?? They are starting to annoy me also

2007-01-24 11:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

if you're really jesus then i want to see you smite me right now

2007-01-24 11:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by taker_of_souls 5 · 0 1

Don't forget the cab drivers.

2007-01-24 11:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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