1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes
2007-01-24 10:45:22
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answered by Anonymous
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For 1 men have less problems than woman. Woman r too emotional.
2007-01-24 10:48:27
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answered by Nicholais S 6
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What makes you think men are happier than women??? How can you discriminate that with gender???
2007-01-24 10:48:29
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answered by Danru 4
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They aren't. Well not all of them- my boyfriend is miserable- he's got some serious issues and he's crabby all the time. Really why am I with him..... Oh yeah I try to save people from themselves- that's my issue
2007-01-24 10:48:04
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answered by Anonymous
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F me john g has given it some thought, i bet hes been waiting for this to come up.
2007-01-24 12:09:02
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answered by NIGEL R 7
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women look after them. First mother then wife. ( better or for worse )
2007-01-25 10:17:27
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answered by shiningstar2808 3
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because they don't have to live with men!!!!!!!
2007-01-24 12:45:59
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answered by bridget b 2
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they dont worry about things quite as much as woman do....................and they dont see theyre faults as bad.....
2007-01-24 10:52:11
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answered by Anonymous
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because we are left looking after the children....OUCH!!!!
2007-01-24 10:51:19
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answered by untanuta 5
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