My husband tea bagged his boy while he was sleeping on my sofa. He also taped it. FUNNY STUFF.
2007-01-31 17:19:40
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answered by ? 3
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Once at a bar, a friend took the glass that his beer was in, bit a big chunk out of it, chewed it and swallowed. Then he decided to stand up and show us all his manly bits in the middle of the bar, I guess because he thought it was impressive. There was no reason for any of it, only that he was pretty wasted.
2007-02-01 17:17:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I invited a business associate to Vegas. His hotel room was across from mine.
So, we're getting ready to go out to Ghost Bar. I show up in his room and he's smoking crack.
Not kidding or trying to be funny.
2007-01-24 18:29:02
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answered by ? 5
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Many years ago, back in NYC: I was on a pay phone, talking to my boyfriend and a limo pulled up next to me and the driver sat there, playing with himself and watching me talk in the phone for like, 20 minutes. Then he pulled out money and waved it at me. Ew.
2007-02-01 13:13:42
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answered by Vix 4
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This guy sucked back a baloon filled with laughing gas & fell down, then 15 min.'s later got back up still holding the baloon & started sucking on it again.
2007-01-24 18:31:00
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answered by Anonymous
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I was taking a nap on my mom's porch. Sleeping on my back. I opened my eyes, and my brother's bare *** was hovering over my face. ugh! Everyone around thought it was hysterical but I didn't. Of course, I laugh about it now. Definitely bizarre.
2007-01-24 18:30:46
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answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7
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I work at a bar and there's this group of guys that come in often and when 1 of the guys gets drunk he likes to hump chairs. It's hilarious!
2007-02-01 18:27:44
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answered by mandapandaz80 5
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my best friend's big brother and his friends streaked at the local skating rink..
we were talking to some guys .......
he circled back around and asked us what the #**** we were doing there. we asked the same question. he stood there naked and gave us t he third degree and threatened those boys life.
before he dashed away!!!!
we couldnt look at each other for years without bursting in laughter!
2007-02-01 11:22:37
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answered by tennessee 7
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One time a boy started jerking off next to me on the bus and whan i moved over he did to the he tried to kiss me . I pushed him off the seat and moved next to my friend. It was so gross
2007-02-01 14:06:40
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answered by rea 1
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I had a potential carpenter come in, and as I was on the phone, he sat at my kitchen table masturbating. I was speechless, and he didn't get the job. I swear, this is true ~~~
2007-01-24 18:30:08
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answered by Anonymous
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my ex bf threw his money out the window of the car, then got mad at me for not running around in the street to pick it up, right after I had neck surgery
2007-01-24 18:27:57
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answered by Mystee_Rain 5
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