Embarrassing sex stories? Doesn't even have to be you!?

Question

Ok.
This DID not happen to me but it made me quite curious to hear of other peoples.

A lady was giving head to some poor, poor bloke. She head far too much to drink and vomited all over his penis...

OMG

Try and to that!!!

Answer 1

Hi,Kiarri,
A lass by the name ofr,er,lets say 'Mirs X' was heard screaming for help by her neighbour,who went in to the house to find out what the problem was.
He found her in the bedroom,naked,tied to the bed.
Her husband was unconscious on the floor.
In a Batman outfit.
Apparently he'd jumped off the wardrobe and mis-timed his landing,knocking himself out on the bedpost.
I think they just stick to holding hands now.........

Answer 2

This is really an embarrassing story. Actually, this is not a story but is a real life incident that took place in my mother's life. I am very serious about this real life incident and so no one should take this as a joke or as a time pass story. This real life incident is evident that really anything can happen in life.

My mother is now 35 years old. 2 years ago very unexpected embarrassing incident took place in her life.
Our neighbour had a best friend who visited his house frequently. My mother is a very beautiful lady. I am very much sure that no one can imagine by seeing my mother that she is a mother of two children.
2 years ago, our neighbor's friend who was a film director saw my mother and then for the following days, he would come daily at our home and literally beg to my mother to be an actress in his film. The film director wanted my mother to perform the role of an actress in his film. The original actress in the film had left the film in between due to her demand for extra money. Director gave this reason to my mother, but actually the actress had left the film because the actor had tried to molest her. This fact got revealed to my mother later on, but it was too late. So the shooting of film had to be stopped in between.
My mother rejected the director's proposal. Our family being a middle class family, was in no way related to the film industry. However, eventually my mother agreed to the director's proposal because of his constant requests, but she agreed with a condition that she won't be doing any item songs,dances or any romantic scenes. After all, my mother always refused to wear even a sleeveless or a transparent dress.
The director agreed to my mother's conditions and these conditions were also included clearly in the agreement. My mother signed the agreement before starting of the shooting of film. However one line in agreement was written intelligently by the director and that line was-----"In the case that there is any change in the story of film then except the dance performances, the actress may have to perform extra acts or scenes than the earlier decided ones. Failing to abide by these terms will lead the actress to be liable to pay certain amount of money as decided by the film producer and director."
In spite of reading those lines, my mother failed to understand the gravity of those two lines and she signed the agreement.
Some days after the start of shooting of film, my mother was told to do a romantic scene. My mother said no to it, and then she really understood what those lines in the agreement meant. However it was too late. She felt cheated but had no option than to do the romantic scene as it was impossible for our middle class family to pay heavy amount of money in order to become free from that agreement.


That romantic scene demanded mere kissing and hugging the actress. However, the actor performed that romantic scene in a very different manner.
The actor first made my mother naked or nude by pulling off the sari from her body. My mother was left only with the blouse which covered her boobs. He then kissed my mother's naked back,neck,navel and even her cleavage for many times. That actor did not stop but even went further. He moved his hands slowly on my mother's boobs. He then removed my mother's blouse. Now my mother was left only with the bra. Now this time, the bra hardly covered my mother's boobs. My mother's boobs were partially visible. Then the actor even kissed my mother' boobs for many times. The actor really enjoyed my mother's body.
Being a shooting of a film, this all became publicly.
It became evident that why the earlier actress must have left the film in between.

You can imagine that how awkward and embarrassing it would had been for my mother, who had never wore even a transparent or sleeveless dress.

Answer 3

OK! If this weren't so true I would find it funny!

I took a girl back to her place and was shag gin (missionary) on her bed which was in the middle of her room, when just as I was REALLY getting into a rhythm. Her fukin great dog jumped his front paws onto the bed and his nose touched the ring of my @rse as I was on a backward thrust.... I was so shocked (I didn't even know she had a dog) that I let out a right girlie shriek, went flying forward over the headboard and cracked a bone in my wrist.... She was laughing so hard she had a fukin asthma attack and we both ended up going to A & E. We never did finish that shag.... fukin dog!

Now I trust I can rely on you to keep this to yourself!

Answer 4

"Phil" and "Greg" were at a fraternity house one night. Phil is sleeping with this girl. She gets up to go to the bathroom, and by the time she gets back and gets under the covers, the next thing you hear is "Wait, your not Phil!" Needless to say, Greg high-tailed it out of there. True story.

Answer 5

my friend was home on leave he thought he was in the house on his own he was in the bathroom wit h a girlie mag when his mum walked in on him he never again forgot to lock the door ouch

Answer 6

My boyfriend's best friend prepared a chilli dinner for him and his wife. That night they were gettin down to business and he put on the condom. however he had not washed his hands and his wife soon realised that!!

Answer 7

once my ex went down on me, we were having a party at are house with 12 our male and female friends. after the event had finished and went down stairs, one of our friends said out loud to my ex ' have you just licked her out theres a hair in your teeth' i had to laugh but i was also embarrest.

Answer 8

a very skinny lass i went to school with was dating my ex's best friend.

he told my ex that one night that tonight was the night he was gonna sleep with her.

later that night my ex sent him a txt saying "have you snapped the twig in 2 yet?" she had hold of his mobile at the time so she read it....


my friend tracy was with her fella in his house.
his parents were away for too weeks it was their first times so they were both a bit nervous.

anyways they had just started to get it on when a man climbed thru the window he was gonna burgle the house as he thought the whole family was away.

Answer 9

i was making out with this girl but i couldnot stop laughin,i couldnot stop remembering a funny thing happened to me 2 days ago,i swear i would try soooooooooooo hard to hold the laugh but i couldnot,so it was soooo embarassing

Answer 10

GF's parents came home early, dove out the second floor window as her father stormed the stairs, broke my arm, got home and MY father was waiting up. He took me to the emergency room, they set it, we went home. Up to that point he hadn't said a single word, walked into the kitchen he handed me a beer, and suggested I not tell my mother about it.