Have you ever seen a bear with ...?

Question

a sore a.r.s.e?? If so, what did he look like/say to you??

Answer 1

Hi Che,
Yup, I did.
It was in Canada many moons ago, and it banged on the camper van thing, scratching it's a*rse and seeking food.
I threw out some left over curry stuff.
He was happy, and went away.
I bet that he had a more itchy a*rse the next day.
Oh, in response to your Q, he went "grummphbaar"
Or that is what it sounded like.
Perhaps it was farting.
I know what you mean by referring to grumpy folks, but there is a real one.
Bob.

Answer 2

HOW THE HELL SHOULD WE KNOW

oh no sorry that's a bear with a sore head