How would you like to die ?

Question

I am doing research on death preferences. Please no crazy people with warped ideas.

Answer 1

1. Slit your wrists.
2. Drink cleaning supplies.
3. Put your dad's rifle in your mouth and shoot.
4. Cut yourself along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death.
5. Fill the bathtub up with hot water and get in. Go underwater & breathe until I say stop.
6. Give yourself a homemade tattoo with toxic silver pen.
7. Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy!
8. Boil several gallons of water on the stove and "accidentally" spill it all on yourself.
9. Bash your head in with a hammer.
10. Get an axe from the woodpile & split yourself in half.
11. Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart.
12. Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly. Stand in the door's way and let it close.
13. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep.
14. Shove a Chef's knife up your butt.
15. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection.
16. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach.
17. Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller.
18. Turn on the iron until water dances on surface. Put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each place for at least 45 seconds.
19. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.
20. Drive a wooden stake in your heart.
21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.
22. Put your pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit, into an electrical socket.
23. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy the ride!
24. Swallow vanilla bath beads.
25. Drop a lit match down your throat.
26. Eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size.
27. Hang yourself in your closet with an electrical cord.
28. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose.
29. Crash a car into a department store window displaying a nativity scene. Merry Christmas!
30. Lodge your head in the toilet bowl and flush mercilessly.
31. Get your hand caught in the CD-ROM drive and attempt to cut it off with a dull pocketknife.
32. Make a pipe bomb and blow up your house with you inside, of course.
33. Stuff toilet paper down your throat until you choke.
34. Eat baby powder.
35. Eat deodorant.
36. Take a walk in the ghetto with a giant boom box blasting Vanilla Ice.
37. Anger a cannibal.
38. Drown yourself in a spoon full of water.
39. Get a friend to throw a few CDs Frisbee-style at your stomach and throat.
40. Swallow fifteen razor blades.
41. Drink 2 bottles of cough syrup.
42. Lock yourself in a room. After you've eaten the carpet and peeled the paint off the walls for a snack, you'll eventually starve.
43. Swerve into the left rear wheels of a moving transfer truckƒon your bike.
44. Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it.
45. Live on top of an active volcano.
46. Piss off O.J. Simpson.
47. Eat a string of Christmas Tree lights.
48. Give yourself a million paper cutsƒif the paper cuts don't kill you, the counting will.
49. Nail yourself to the side of a federal building.
50. Scalp yourself. If you're not dead, make photocopies.
51. Cry your eyes outƒliterally.
52. Burn plastic and breathe in the toxic fumes.
53. Charge into a big screen TV.
54. Lag behind when participating in a Bull Run.
55. Walk around in downtown New Jersey with a Target store shirt on.
56. Smash your head in the safe door again & again & againƒ
57. Spray a bottle of air freshener up your nose and inhale at the same time.
58. Eat a dog with heartworms raw.
59. Strategically place yourself in the middle of a very busy intersection at rush hour during daylight savings time while wearing a tight, black jumpsuit, being ever so careful to hit every car you see.
60. Go to a horse race and jump out in front of the leading horse screaming at the top of your lungs, "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!"
61. Make like Sonny Bono when on a skiing trip.
62. Get run over by an ostrich.
63. Get naked and lay on 12 150-watt light bulbs, then flip the switch.
64. Cut off all your fingers then write a ten-page report on "Polyester versus Cotton Fabrics" with the stubs.
65. Get pregnant and then have your mother perform an emergency C-section just for kicks.
66. Jam a toothbrush in your bellybutton.
67. Brush your teeth with a MACH 3 razor.
68. Drill a hole in your head.
69. Find a huge pine tree. Cut it down with a chainsaw while standing in its falling path.
70. Skinny-dip in a shark tank with your favorite rubber ducky.
71. Drive with a rabid monkey in your back seat.
72. Play NASCAR with an unsuspecting fellow driver.
73. Jump off the balcony in a school auditorium.
74. Smash your head through a wooden door, making sure you get plenty of splinters.
75. Jump in the way of a moving subway train.
76. Drip hot wax all over your body, then light matches and light your feet on fire. The flames will rise and consume your entire body, but before you do that, make sure you drip hot wax in your eyes & let it harden.
77. Do back flips in a mosh pit.
78. Attempt to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
79. Jump out of a moving bus window and do shoulder-rolls across the highway until you get run over.
80. Always use the wrong tool for the job.
81. Float on your back in the Anaconda River and wait.
82. Get in a pool with piranhas and have them tear off your flesh bit by bit, eating you alive.
83. Wedge yourself in the doggy-entrance on the garage door and have a friend press the "garage open" button.
84. Use a chain saw to cut out pictures.
85. Shove a TV antenna in one ear & out the other.
86. Strangle yourself with your best necklace.
87. Bite your arm and suck & swallow the blood. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. 88. Perform self-quadruple bypass surgery.
89. Take out your own spleen, cook it for 2 minutes in the microwave, and eat it.
90. Cut yourself up and feed as much of you as possible to the family dog.
91. Cut off your limbs and put them in the crock-pot for your family to find. If your crock-pot isn't large enough, put extra flesh in the freezer for later.
92. Swan dive into the 10-gallon fish tank.
93. Give yourself a buzz-cut with bush shears.
94. Gather up a group of friends to push all your pressure points at the same time.
95. Make believe you're in a psychiatric facility with padded walls when you're really in a steel cage.
96. Straddle a neon sign. Don't let go, no matter what people tell you.
97. Go swimming in an oil spill. Don't forget to open your eyes under water!
98. Smash your porcelain "Precious Moments" dolls in the middle of the street and consume the large pieces left over.
99. Roll around nude in the street at noon.
100. Drink paint. Eat the stick you stirred the paint with. Drink paint thinner to wash it down

Answer 2

Hi, Im 13 too! I know exactly what you're talking about! I was like that for at least 9 months and I still have slight feelings of sadness/depression, I still am very hyper and my brain is constantly buzzing, and I used to think about how regretfull everyone would be if I died and how sorry people would be and I think I know the answer to your problems and please don't get mad at me for saying this...I think you have ADD or ADHD. I have ADD and when I was diagnosed the docter said people (especially teens with a high load of stress...even silly, made up stress) have anxiaty which leads to sadness. The best way to deal with this is go to a psycholigist or a docter and ask them about it. They will help you a lot!!! I'm now happy, my mom and I have a better relationship, and my grades are a lot better! I can now talk to people about this because I know I'm not crazy and I know what's going on. I wish you the best of luck! I hope I helped! -Julia =)

Answer 3

I'd like to die aged 120 with my busty 16 year old wife Svenka and her busty twin sister Yulia... you can guess what we are doing as my heart gives out....

Or I die aged 80 in my bed, leaving my wife, 2 kids, 3 grandchildren and a great grandchild. I will be on good terms with all my family and have seen them all the morning before I died. They will remember me as a good person and a great parent. I will have written over a dozen well loved novels for both adults and kids.

Answer 4

Ok I'm a spiritualist medium - you might not go for it, but the truth is I get to talk about death to a lot of people (generally over 60) and the general feeling I get is that it is not always the thought of death that concerns people -as that is envitable but the way one is to die. It seems that maintaining self-dignity has a big part to play, and therefore many I've come across give the view that their ideal passing would be quick and present the least amount of suffering to themselves and there surviving families.

Answer 5

looks like a lot of people want to die peacefully in their sleep. that sounds like a good, easy way out. if i live to a ripe old age that might be a good way to go. it also wouldn't be that bad to die a painful but kind of quick death doing something heroic. there are people in this world that i love enough to give my life to protect. i wouldn't hesitate to save the life of my wife or kids, even if i had to pay the ultimate price myself. i guess that's more of a 'why' than a 'how'. I guess dying in a violent explosion would have some advantages: instantaneous death and cremation, no funeral expenses for my surviving family to deal with, and no wasting away in an adult care facility.

Answer 6

I'm a caretaker for family members who are terminally ill. I'm watching two close people fade away physically and mentally. They have lost their ability to drive, then to do their own finances, then the ability to walk, hear, or see well. One has a catheter and the other wears diapers and can't even feed herself.

F**K fading away bit by bit, slowly losing my mind, memories and dignity while I become a depressing burden on my family. I'd rather charge headlong into 100,000 orcs on the Fields of Pelennor, dying to defend others. (Or in the real world, take down terrorists on a highjacked airliner in the fields of Pennsylvania). I'd rather have my final hour be my finest than have too many hours.

Answer 7

Holding hands with my husband - he'd be 97 and I'd be 90 and we both fall asleep forever at the same moment. I'm an incurable romantic.
Or, shot in the heart while saving the life of someone really good (like Mother Theresa only she's already gone)
Or, saving a drowning child - something heroic that would mean someone would live on because of me (and my name would be in all the papers!)

Answer 8

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Answer 9

it does not really matter to me how I die. it would be nice to die having met my family and friends and said good bye. I would like to think of it not as an end but begining of a new adventure :)

Answer 10

.Depends on the circumstances of my life at the time I suppose!!!

If I knew that I was going to die a horrid and painful death due to cancer or another disease... then I would like to choose where and when.

I do believe in euthanasia for those who wish to end their lives in dignified and controlled ways. Only though if they would end it otherwise painfully and inhumanly.

I would like to slip away in bright sunshine, on a beach with a big cold martini and lemonade in my hand!!!!

Answer 11

physically heroically, spiritually never.

Doing away with death

"In that day he will remove the cloud of gloom, the shadow of death that hangs over the earth. He will swallow up death forever! The Sovereign Lord will wipe away all tears. He will remove forever all insults and mockery against his land and people. The Lord has spoken! Isaiah 25:7-8 NLT

There are many rooms in my Father's home, and I am going to prepare a place for you. If this were not so, I would tell you plainly. John 14:2 NLT

Jesus told her, "I am the resurrection and the life. Those who believe in me, even though they die like everyone else, will live again." John 11:25 NLT"
About this promise:

"There are two kinds of death—the cessation of life here on earth, and the missed opportunity to live in heaven with God forever.

To die physically is to leave our earthly body and our place in the earthly community.

To die spiritually, eternally, is to miss eternal residence in heaven with God and his people, to be separated from God forever.

When we die physically, we can be even more alive as we take up residence in God's eternal home with him and his people. It is not pleasant to think of dying physically. But it is devastating to think of missing heaven forever.


If we say we have no sin, we are only fooling ourselves-----But if we confess our sins to him,
He is faithful and just to forgive us and to cleanse us from every wrong. 1 John ch 1 v8/9

For whoever calls on the name of the Lord( Jesus ) will be saved. Romans ch 10 v13