Women say, "Men talk to their Breasts". Well......if your Breasts could talk, What would they say?....Example.

Question

Other than the usual good mornings. Would they say things like, Are they talking to us? or,
Hey gal, I'm bigger than you are! or,
Hey! Did I miss something here, Why is your high beam so bright. or,
Puppies!!!??? Why are they calling us those names?

What in your opinion would your Beasts, Sorry! I mean breasts be saying?

And, being that men, "talk to your Breasts", as you say. Would it have been better if women would've had their mouth placed in your cleavage?

As For me, I prefer and like women just the way they are, soft, cuddley and smellin good.

But, I might could go for a talking breast or.........two!

No offense Kitty Love.

I could handle at least 4 slaps.

Considering, that two slaps is coming from each Gal. ='s 4
Or, 2 slaps per each complete set.

P.S. Of course, I am only kidding!

Answer 1

Mine would begin a feminist rant about the evils of the patriarchy, how women are objectified and how they (my breasts) are fetishized to the point of being completely acceptable as a sexual "organ" (strip clubs, magazines, commercials) but completely unacceptable when performing their true biological function (i.e. women being arrested for breast feeding in public), and....you know what?...You would hang on their every word.

Answer 2

Means between men only. Women excluded, as well as children. Woman to woman means excludes men, but does not necessarily mean excludes kids. Cuz it's kinda hard sometimes, not when the baby needs the mother nearly most of the time. And impossible when the baby is still in the womb. The quality may range between zero to ten, in the Richter Scale, or whatever earth shattering scale you want. But the important thing is the exclusion factor. It is of utmost importance that women are excluded, especially when they are the subject of man to man talk. Such as "Ok. Don't tell her we're going to the pub late tonight. I've already told the Missus that we have overtime. If you tell your wife, she's sure to have a woman to woman talk with mine."

Answer 3

OMG i hate when boys talk to my breasts! it's like hello my face is up here! My breasts would say stop staring at me when i'm not completely covered. I like it a lot when all boys start staring at my breasts beacause it makes me feel wicked hot but when they talk to them it's too much. i mean look at the FACE your talking to. Guys can be pervs sometimes.

Answer 4

Wow. you know i have talked to my fair share of breast and found that they are not very intellegent. You might want to try talking to a womans face every once and a while. Better conversation. just a thought. ;)

Answer 5

LOL... you know the funny thing of all this is that I don't even have an intelligent response for this cause I just thought your whole question was hysterical... sounds like you've given this whole breast thing a lot of thought so I figure you pretty much have it covered... thanks for the laugh... = ) ( . )( . )

Answer 6

I could have some great conversations with women then

Answer 7

OMG Jadaline, you nailed it. Mine would say about the same thing. Also:
"LEAVE US ALONE!" to my hubby every once in a while
"Um, Hello up there- could you please quit jumping up and down?"
"Ouch-don't bite"

Answer 8

Mine would say
"If I ever get those hands on the jerk who invented underwire bras, I'll cram it down his throat!"
"It's not you, idiot, we're just cold!"
"Someone tell her we were never meant to tan!"
"ugh... roll ... OVER ... you fat .... cow... we can't .... BREATHE"

Answer 9

hahaha,ur so funny, i don't get wot ur saying but i still find it funny.

Answer 10

I like Breasts that say "come closer.....closer!......closer!....now! bury your face! thats it, thats it. Good boy! here, now grab heather and give her a kiss....long and loving, be gentle now, if you are real nice you can do the same thing to me!