I'm ready to bust out the tazer.
2007-01-24 07:23:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
slap them across the nose with a dead fish
2007-01-24 07:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hando C 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure the tazer is enough. That has happened to me a number of times from the same culprit. I think in addition to the shock, they should have to give a day of their paid time off to anyone who missed work because of their stupidity (coming to work while ill)...
2007-01-24 07:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Indian Burns
2007-01-24 07:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by It Co$t To Be Around The Bo$$ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're sick and they're not, give them a taste of their own medicine (or germs in this case).
Taser is the tiniest bit drastic, I'd suggest giving them a good kick in the ballsack if they're of the male species. If not, just use the taser.
2007-01-24 07:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When they get better and you get sicker, SABOTAGE EM' haha, cough in their face don't wash your hands and share a drink or food with them. Works everytime. What comes around goes around, especially germs. Or put visine in their food or drink, give them the 24 hour diaherria treatment
2007-01-24 07:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give Chuck Norris a ding.
2007-01-24 07:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that a good "teaching to wash hands" session would be a good idea. I know that I could even use a refresher course once in a while.
2007-01-24 07:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit them over the head with the "Policies and Procedures" manual (I've known those to be quite big!) and send them home in a Taxi...
2007-01-24 07:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When they are not around, cough and sneeze on their things. If they have an office, lick their keyboard and telephone.
You can also find something that someone you know is sick threw away, like a kleenex and then wipe their stuff with it.
2007-01-24 07:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jason 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Save them in a zip lock bag, and in 3 weeks where your all over what ever it was they gave you. Give it right back to them again "yeah the GIFT that keeps on giving"......
2007-01-24 07:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man that mad me laugh!! I say get out the germ killer!!! And offer then a bottle!!
2007-01-24 07:28:06 · answer #11 · answered by lizzy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋