2007-01-24 06:16:58 · 12 answers · asked by launa b 1 in Sports ➔ Wrestling
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Tom, I've just been handed this breaking story. It appears that John Cena, WWE Champion, did not actually sustain real injuries this Monday. Instead he did his whole I'm so tough even though I've got a 'ruptured spleen' gimmick.
2007-01-24 06:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not because he didn't really get hurt. You children have to use some common sense, if his spleen was damaged then he would HAVE to get medical attention. He would be in serious condition if he didn't. They are doing this to basically say "Cena will overcome all odds, and even though he is hurt he will fight on." If I were you, I would have been praying to keep him on the "Fantasy Rumble" on wwe.com. Obviously no one prayed for that last night. HAHAHAHA.
2007-01-24 06:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I pray for John Cena to get well because he got injured by the fat *** bastard "umaga". When John Cena comes back he should kick umaga's ***.
2007-01-24 08:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by JohnCenaGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will. Umagas a fat ugly thing that everyone hates.
⥠I ⥠John Cena! â¥
2007-01-24 08:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by Manda_Loves_Billy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an angle. If he really did tear his spleen, he would NOT have a choice but to stay in the hospital and the WWE would have immediately cancelled the match.
I hate marks.
2007-01-24 06:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't. It's a stupid storyline used to make him look like the underdog in his match with Umaga. Which is lame as hell! But you can expect lame **** when you dealing with Cena lame ***!
Any fan that believe in this BS is stupid and needs their *** whipped!
2007-01-24 06:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Arnold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know that Cena is not injured but i pray for him everyday!
I LOVE JOHN CENA!!!!!!
2007-01-24 12:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by Sandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not me!! Cena just stay in your house or go somewhere else and surrender the WWE belt and vince can give to funaki scotty to hotty viscera lance cade etc. coz CENA SUCKS!!!!
2007-01-27 15:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by 3:16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i willl pray for cena i don't want his career to be over
2007-01-25 11:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by nichole c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow you are a gullible mark, he's not injured, it's a storyline. durpee durp. ps cena sucks
2007-01-24 06:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by dlekhtman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋