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it makes your car a church and gives it TAX exempt status..

2007-01-24 06:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Only if has a big "HOLEY" in it. Also, try sprinkling holy water in the gasoline and painting a picture of Jesus on your hood. Then put a 40' HDTV with the words of the Bible scrolling across it. Good Luck.

2007-01-24 14:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Kri$ 3 · 1 0

No more than wiring a crucifix to yourself would make YOU holy.

Hope this helps!

2007-01-24 14:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1 0

No, the only holy car is the Pope's bubble mobile.

2007-01-24 14:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

no, i think you'd have to have it blessed by a priest or something. they do actually bless cars in mexico city, as a precaution due to high accident rates (heard on npr)!

alternately a drill with a metal boring bit could make your car holy ;-)

2007-01-24 14:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 1 0

Whenever people gather in my name there also shall I be. Your car will be holy with the spirit.

2007-01-24 14:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by Eva 5 · 1 0

It sure does. I drive my car with holy water instead of oil!

2007-01-24 14:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 2 0

Thanks do you know how hard it is to get a dry Cheeto out of your throat. In my opinion we attended the same school. Yes as long as your car is a black 1966 Hearst.

2007-01-24 14:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 1 0

yes it makes you a holy roller

2007-01-24 14:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by tomtoride 4 · 2 0

No. Jesus received His holiness from God and not from His death.

2007-01-24 14:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by just wants to know 7 · 0 0

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