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Tape pieces to the bottom of your shoes and skate around the kitchen.

2007-01-24 05:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1 0

Make a suit out of it to wear in a performance art piece performed on the sidewalk of New York for Good Morning America

2007-01-24 05:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Crash 7 · 2 0

Put someone naked in front of me, and whip the raw bacon at them, making it stick to various parts of their body.

2007-01-24 05:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 0 0

Tie it together in a long rope to substitute for your fan belt when it breaks. When you get to the repair shop, you get crispy bacon to eat while you wait.

2007-01-24 05:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by SLUG 3 · 0 0

I once wrote a book called Fun with Fruit. there's a chapter in there on bacon.

2007-01-24 05:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by Hando C 4 · 0 1

RAW BACON?? probably blow holes through it .. making popping noises...

2007-01-24 05:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mizhani 5 · 0 0

I would be curious as to what sound it would make if you threw it at someone and it landed right on their forehead. I bet it would make an amusing "SPLAT" noise. hahahah Hope this helps!

2007-01-24 05:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by Happy 3 · 1 0

Skin graft for a football.

2007-01-24 05:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

Take one in your hand and ask a question on Yahoo answers!!!

2007-01-24 05:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by eddie_baller 2 · 0 0

I stuff the "working" area of my inflatable doll with it.

2007-01-24 05:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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