2007-01-24 03:43:35 · 24 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.
Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
Caddyshack... basically any line from caddyshack
This job would be great if it wasn't for the f**king customers
Clerks
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son
Animal House
Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to f*ck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
Unless, of course, Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of the house straight away, you wee motherless mongrel
Love Actually
2007-01-24 04:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by rckchkhwk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, no, no. No more foreplay. Goldeneye
Listen! Smell that? Ghostbusters.
Great Scott! Back to the Future
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? Raiders of the Lost Ark
Nazis. I hate these guys! Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
This morning I found a note on my pillow, 'We're out of cereal. FU' It took me four hours to figure out FU stood for Felix Ungar! the Odd Couple
2007-01-24 12:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jat M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We got everything here from the diddle-eyed joe to a damned-if-I-know." ~ True Romance
"Giving the b*tch a foot massage and sticking your tongue in her holiest of holies ain't the same ballpark. It ain't even the same f*ckin sport!" ~ Pulp Fiction
"Uh uh I don't tip. I don't believe in it." ~ Reservoir Dogs
"It's not who you love. It's how." ~ Chasing Amy
"You're only as healthy as you feel." ~ Taxi Driver
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." ~ Blues Brothers
"Where did you learn your trade you stupid f*ckin' c*nt. You idiot. Who ever told you you could work with men." ~ Glengarry Glen Ross
"Isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?" ~ Before Sunrise
"You can never replace anyone because everyone is made up of beautiful specific details." ~ Before Sunset
"Give me the f*ckin' keys you c*cksucker. What the f*ck?" ~ The Usual Suspects
2007-01-24 13:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Felix, don't tinkah! - Walter Matheau, The Odd Couple
I'm on my f*cking LUNCH BREAK!! - Billy Bob Thornton, Bad Santa
Good afternoon. If you and your undershirt will take two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling. - Sir John Gielgud, Arthur
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. - Bill Murray, Stripes
Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot! -Dante, Clerks
2007-01-24 12:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by auntiecoagulant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. ( Gladiator )
I don't believe it. Luke
That is why you fail. Yoda ( Star Wars )
2007-01-24 12:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you see that? He just went sailin' right out there, just sailin' right out there. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Leave the gun, take the canolis. Godfather I
Good idea Ernie, a toast! To my big brother George, the richest man in town! It's A Wonderful Life
There you go again, Moriarty, with them negative waves! Always with them negative waves! Kelly's Heroes
I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned. Unforgiven
Darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in, I'm gonna bash 'em right the f*ck in! The Shining
2007-01-24 14:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by Bob Mc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't killed anyone since 1984- Christopher Walken True Romance
2007-01-24 12:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by malone1423 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The part in XXX where I tell Vin Desiel "Learn to shoot you piece of ****" Every one thought I died when the boat hit the wall but I jumped out when the camera looked away. or if not " now that business is over we party"
2007-01-24 12:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Yorgi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck Yes!
(napoleon dynamite)
2007-01-24 12:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by disneygeek30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soylent greens are people, we're gonna need a bigger boat, frankly my dear I don't give a damn, well here's another nice mess, snap out of it, shaken not stirred and heeere's johnny.
2007-01-24 15:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋