mines "what do transvestites do at christmas? ... eat, drink and be mary"
it wasnt funny at first but then i kept on thinking about it and it became funnier and funnier!!!
2007-01-24 03:11:17 · 15 answers · asked by Knickers 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is stupid but the first time I heard it I damn near p!ssed myself..
There were these two little muffins baking in an oven.
All of a sudden one little muffin said to the other muffin "Man, it sure is hot in here!". The other muffin looked at him and screamed " HOLY SH!T! A talking muffin!!!"
Stupid I know...oh well..thats all I got :P ♥
2007-01-24 03:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like this one. I hope no one is offended.
Southern Wise Men
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"
I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
2007-01-24 03:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by greenwitch822 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not necessarily the funniest but................(may apply better to those in UK)
So, you know the ship that's about to sink near Devon, and all the cargo's floating out to sea, well earlier on some guy saw a drum kit and thought to himself..."wow, I'd love them, I've always wanted a drum kit".... so he began to swim out to retrieve them... as he did so he was hit on the head by the very same drums.
Soon after he was taken to hospital with Percussion.
2007-01-24 03:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is so funny whoever made that up is a genius they should make more jokes like that. All robbers need to watch out for a parrot named Moses that will remind them that Jesus is always watching them!
2016-03-29 00:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i heard one that day
i went to pizza hut for dinner
one of the server there told a tourist to go to a down town and where there is nothing much to see or buy and ask them to visit the local zoo
and the server treat them as if they came from amazon
when i think back i still can laugh about it
2007-01-24 03:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by astrid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniset thing ive ever heard came from a co worker that was being dead serious when she said this, i thought it was hilarious and still laugh about it till this day, but she got mad because i laughed at her. She said: That you can not fart on leather seats because the fart would have no where to go but back up in you. She said that it would go back in you and go to your head and make you almost pass out!!!! LOLOLOLOL. so everyday after work before she got in her car with leather seats - she would stand out beside her car and pass gas before she got in! She said that she farted on her leather seats before and almost passed out because it went back in her and went to her head!!!! I STILL LAUGH SO HARD at that and its been over a year since she told me that!
2007-01-24 03:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did the inflaitable teacher say to the inflaitable student when he brought a pin into the inflaitable school?
You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down.
2007-01-24 03:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by LondonGRL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mines is actually a "yo monmma" joke.
Yo Momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
2007-01-24 03:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by bigyonk_07 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
that is actually pretty funny! hahaha i am laughing right now as i type this. haha yesterday i heard this one: if you were a booger, i'd pick you first. its kind of werid but funny!
2007-01-24 03:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by Emma Chica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Inside a fire hydrant there is H2O, what's outside?
K9P
I saw it yesterday on Jokes and Riddles
2007-01-24 03:20:25 · answer #10 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋