2007-01-24 03:11:00 · 15 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah yes, last week when my girlfriend's sister came round.
After half an hour she said she was feeling ill so she asked if she could have a nap, so I showed her up to my room. She started to feel really hot so took off all her clothes.
What happened next was an unfortuanate string of events. Now my central heating had been broken for a few days and was stuck on high. I was also hot and felt the need to take off all my clothes also.
For my lunch I had an omlette, now I wanted some pepper but due to a burgalry a few days earlier I only had the peppers you have to crush. Now some viagra got into the pepper crusher without me realising (I had shampoo in my eyes and I couldnt see properly) and I accidentally ate a crushed viagra pill.
This caused me to have a massive erection. At the same time a venemous snake escaped from the zoo, got into my kitchen and bit me on the end of my erect penis. I asked my girlfreinds' sister to suck the venom out at which point my girlfriend walked in on me and I was forced to exclaim "Its not what it looks like".
2007-01-24 03:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Girugamesh 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3 and a a million/2 years interior the previous, whilst the regulation enforcement officers who I worked with stopped me employing my motorized motor vehicle indoors the technique the intense highway, purely for a giggle. I on no account felt so embarrassed in my entire existence. rather because of the fact it became into fairly a small village and that i knew a large number of people.
2016-11-01 04:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three and a half years ago, when the cops who I worked with stopped me driving my car in the middle of the High Street, just for a laugh. I never felt so embarrassed in my whole life. Especially as it was quite a small village and I knew a lot of people.
2007-01-24 03:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saturday
2007-01-24 03:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On sunday when I got my hand stuck in a chicken whilst removing the giblets, I hasten to add the chicken had departed this world before I tried this.
2007-01-24 03:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by Free Range Human 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i was IMing this hot Italian guy, and i'd just said "I love that you're Italian" my husband came over to see what i was doing!!! I just meant that i like Italians, and it was cool speaking to one, but my hubby thought i was flirting and demanded to know what the hell was going on! I let him read the entire conversation to prove i wasn't flirting!
2007-01-24 03:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i went to the eye doctor they took my blood pressure (NOT REAL SURE WHY!). I had to explain WHY my arms looked like i had been shooting up. (I had given blood the week before and the crazy old lady with the needles stuck both arms and bruised the hell out of me.) I looked like one REAL druggy!
2007-01-24 03:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by he he he 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When my mum let herself into my house (she has a key) and found me in the kitchen, naked, holding a carrot in one hand and a tub of vaseline in the other. True story.
2007-01-24 03:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have never said it. It's more fun to let people think it's what it looks like.
2007-01-24 03:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by Leahlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, this happens to me on monthly basis! lol
2007-01-24 03:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋