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I thought that it, would like some beer and maltezers. So we had a lads night in, you know watching big brother with no pants on etc. Anyway, what should I tell my GF, do you think honesty is the best policy or should I start to make up some fibs?
I could blame her little brother he needs a good spanking?

2007-01-24 02:57:32 · 15 answers · asked by quartzstar 4 in Pets Other - Pets

15 answers

LIE LIE LIE like you aint nevah lied before!!!

2007-01-24 03:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Chimera's Song 6 · 1 1

tell her that you weren't capable of looking after it, and that you are so sorry that it has died. Offer to buy her another one, but if she doesn't want one, thats all right, she just needs time to get over this one. Don't blame her little brother, thats just so unfair (but probably what i would do) Don't tell her the actual reason why it died - you never know she might dump you! Just tell her that you couldn't offer it the care and attention that it needed, and that it passed away peacefully in it's sleep.

2007-01-24 06:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Honesty is the best policy. If you start with fibs, then your relationship will slide down hill.

2007-01-24 05:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by Veneta T 5 · 0 0

poor little gerbil just tell her the truth and offer to buy her a real pet like a dog and keep the beer to yourself

2007-01-24 03:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 0 1

If you cant face the truth and have the need to lie, your not a man, your Gf deserves all the respect she deserves, i hate lyes its a bad trait

2007-01-24 07:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jewlz 4 · 1 0

Get a little pyrex beaker, write 'Potion' on the side and fill it with lime cordial and place it in the cage.

Then, just before your GF returns, put a ferret in the cage.....

2007-01-24 03:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by PvteFrazer 3 · 0 1

Tell her you hads no money and had to eat the gerbil in order to survive!! Im sure she will believe you.

2007-01-24 03:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 1 1

YOU ARE STUPID!!!

tell her the truth and what he died because as relationships are baced on trust and honesty. it was really stupid of you and now you have to face up to the consiquences

2007-01-24 03:11:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just tell her It die and if she asks it happened in the night.

2007-01-24 03:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Tyler P 1 · 0 1

I think your in trouble, but you should tell her the truth,

2007-01-24 03:00:08 · answer #10 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 1 0

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