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2007-01-24 02:46:56 · 7 answers · asked by bastaad 3 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

i heard

"so i said f@@k it and shat in the c@@ts dinner

2007-01-24 02:52:53 · update #1

7 answers

It's turtles all the way down!

2007-01-24 02:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1 0

A couple were walking past our window, years and years back. The girl said, "And that's another thing. You're a lousy lover Daniel!" To which the poor guy replied sadly, "I know."
maybe not crazy but funny in a sad kind of way.

2007-01-24 03:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by Vivienne T 5 · 1 0

The Pope!

2007-01-24 03:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by John Trent 5 · 0 0

My sibling told me 2 things.
Plastic is made from rotten dinosour flesh. Which I was old enough to know it wasn't true.
And that hotdog/hamburger buns can talk.

2007-01-24 03:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0 0

I overheard a lady once while we were on vacation telling another lady that she had just learned that her dad wasn't her dad, that her dad was really her uncle. I thought it was hilarious.

2007-01-24 05:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Princess 4 · 0 0

I was in the pub and i heard one woman say to her husband 'don't touch me until i ask you to'. That was hillarious.

2007-01-24 03:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"We always knew he was innocent. I mean, that jury didn't know what they were doing, it could have been anybodies hammer!"

Overheard this while working in my local supermarket, God knows what had happened!

2007-01-24 02:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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