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......tell them I can't make it in today? If they ask why, just start making those "hacking up a hairball" throat noises and tell them there's a bad connection and hang up. I'll take it from there.........

2007-01-23 23:53:11 · 19 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

I prefer to use either a female problem excuse or diarrhea because no one will question those.

2007-01-23 23:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 1 0

I'll tell them I'm your mother, calling to let them know that you're not feeling well and won't be in today, and then I will ramble on, cheerfully and politely, until they can't wait to get off the phone. Works every time.

2007-01-24 07:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No - but i will call and say that i handcuffed you to the bedpost last night and we lost the key - is that acceptable?

i mean the truth is usually better

2007-01-24 08:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No just call yourself it's easier in the end anyway. Otherwise you look like you're trying to hide something but of course you are!!!
jw

2007-01-24 07:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0 0

Sure, I'll call in for you but its going to cost you something.

For calling in sick for you I require your Soul. That the price, take it or leave it.

2007-01-24 07:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 3 · 0 0

Flirting on the Internet again. You must be one heck of a woman.

2007-01-24 08:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by blueridgemotors 6 · 0 0

What's the number? I'll call for ya..I'll even throw in my accent for free.

2007-01-24 08:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sure i know how you feel. i just got home from work so i'm getting ready for bed myself, but i'll call your work 1st. good night stay bundled up!

2007-01-24 08:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by MR. EARL 3 · 0 0

I can certainly do that 4 you, 'cause it wouldn't be far from the truth.

2007-01-24 08:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 0 0

no way--company policy requires you to speak to a supervisor personally

2007-01-24 08:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sam E 6 · 0 0

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