A group of badgers have congregated outside my house with an evil look in their eye and I am worried that are going to attack me.
2007-01-23 22:49:13 · 22 answers · asked by Cheese B 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Ok. stay calm. take the tablets you were given and wait for your support worker or cpn to turn up.
2007-01-23 22:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
call animal control, stay in doors for now until the control guy's get there, these badgers could be armed! This is a very serious matter, the amount of badger attacks these days is getting out of hand, bloody yobs all of them Chav Yobs.
2007-01-24 07:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paint some large pebbles with various bright, colourful patterns using glossy acrylics which you can find in any artists' supplies store. Badgers are similar to magpies in that they cannot resist this kind of attractive knick-knack, and will compulsively fill their pouches to the brim with them. All you have to do then is to induce them to take a dip - leave a basin of warm steaming water with plenty of aromatic bubble bath in it outside your front gate. The badgers will jump in, having forgotten about the pebbles weighing down their pouches - and drown.
2007-01-24 07:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Alyosha 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sing a song from Bizet's Carmen. Badger's love opera. They will begin to cry with joy and then leave you in peace.
2007-01-24 06:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You pull the leaver which drops the ten thousand pound weight thus killing the banana, the banana maniac and the badgers!
2007-01-24 06:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by Loren H 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ah dont worry there not vioucous only attack in sign of defence it fears you if it does attacks you run itll try grab ur leg an wont let go till it hears your bone snap. i read a way to get them off if they do you break a branch or twig an theyll go away well thats wat i read anyway lik
2007-01-24 08:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by shane o d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
distract them with mashed potato as in refernce to the bodger the badger tv series.
2007-01-24 06:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by aberdeen302004 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try scaring them off/contact rspca. funny you should mention badgers, there are quite a few where i live, also wild ferrets!!!
2007-01-24 06:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by zanydumplings 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
avoid badgers. hey! "private" goering, the world stamped down hard on the nazi neck once. must we do so again? f*ck off & die! nazi sh*tstain!
2007-01-24 19:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide in your kitchen until morning, they're nocturnal so they'll have gone back to bed by then.
2007-01-24 16:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by debzc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋