sorry about that and presses his arm. I've had a microchip pager implanted into my arm. Five minutes later a mobile phone goes off. Sorry about that says the second mate as he lifts his palm to his ear, i've had a microchip mobile implanted into my palm. The third mate feeling a bit jealous of this gets up and goes to the toilet. Ten minutes later he comes back in with a ream of toilet paper hanging out of his butt. "What's that hanging out of your bum" says his mate. "Oh sorry about that" he says,"i've just had a fax".
2007-01-23 20:33:08 · 10 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
They had a steamy relationship and unfortunately their band Width went in to receivership and nobody would answer for it except for the yellow page in the blue berret. Luckily they've rung the changes and are personally organised.
2007-01-24 00:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! A guy went to the clinic to get tested for AIDS. He returned two months later for his results. The nurse came in and told him he had to wait two weeks for the results. After two weeks, the guy returned to the clinic frustrated. The doctor came in and said, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The bad news is... we now charge $ 700 for results. The guy laughed and said That's the bad news? Ok what's the good news? The doctor said, The good news is, people who actually have AIDS don't have to pay us one single penny for their results on Fridays... come back in two more days.
2016-03-28 23:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blehhhh....... 1/10
2007-01-23 20:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, and isn't that a good idea, you can get the fax and wipe your backside with it after.
2007-01-23 20:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still good.
2007-01-23 20:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that's a good one, I like it.
2007-01-23 20:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good1
2007-01-23 20:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ fArA ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a bit gross
but it got me laughing
2007-01-24 04:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, good one!
2007-01-23 20:38:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... tt's totally -__-lil
2007-01-23 20:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by Iceman҂ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋