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2007-01-23 17:43:07 · 31 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hope your wanker explodes in a fit of combustable herpes. (I'm saying it to you now, but I don't mean it.) ♥
2007-01-23 17:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok i hav a pair: a guy that likes me got here visiting to my abode (my neighbor) and reported 'iv had intercourse with a large style of ladies folk b4, yet you are the girl i actually wanna hav it with, dont concern i dont hav aids or something' i advised him NO ... then i became sitting at a boys well-being club meet and this guy who's 21 is a choose and that i became the guy preserving up the scores for his station and he randomly is going 'i hav to truly badly, yet i dont think of i will make it to the bathing room, so im purely gonna sit down right here and desire the urge is going away" my final bf and me have been sitting down and he reported "i wager the reason that small canine and large canine dont hav pups at the same time is by the fact the little doggy could want a huge ladder to realize the large canine' i hav no concept i became chatting with this guy at my well-being club whose 20 and he reported 'im going to call u mango to any extent further, bc your call starts with M, ok?' yet another guy at my well-being club and me have been talking and that i hav no concept the place this caem from yet he reported 'the only thank you to do away with a woman is to smash a pizza in there face, solid concern i admire chatting with u or u could b a pizza face top now' um my currect bf constantly says extraordinary issues like 'for christmas i want a pony so i will call it curdle, and a handful of buttons to maintain be busy' lol those are the only ones i will remember ceremony now, yet theres like a zillion greater available...
2016-11-01 03:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, good question!!
I still feel bad for saying this but the guy was giving me a hard time,about not having sex with him...(he was a creep) ...
So I thought to deflate his oversized ego I would say this..
* I have a wart on my leg bigger than the size of your penis*
Too which he went all strange and got up and left.....LOL
I justify it to myself as was OK cos the guy thought he was it and a bit more,BUT i must have hit home....LOL ..Ha Ha ♥
BTW I never saw him again.....It worked ladies...LOL
2007-01-23 17:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I went on a blind date with this guy and during the course of the meal, he kept making these hand gestures that were so feminine. I finally stopped him and asked "Do you realize you have gay tendencies?" He was pissed and the date ended soon after. I still think he may be gay, though!
2007-01-23 17:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by TwinkaTee 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am not in the mood to get a violation from our friends at YA
2007-01-23 17:47:03 · answer #5 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I will never take you back, not even as a house pet! That was nasty and mean and I bow my head in shame for it!
2007-01-23 17:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by Bite Me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well...this one ignorant guy was being a smarta*s a while back.
he came up to me and my friends and said...."do you want to see a real man?" he whipped out his d*** and said "I'm a real man!" i looked at him and started laughing.i told him"you are not a real man,your a little boy with a little d***!" he looked puzzled & and lost for words :) me and my friends continued laughing as we walked away.
2007-01-23 22:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by pippy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate this but I said to an ex girl friend"I would rather kiss my mom then kiss you."
2007-01-23 17:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think we should just be friends without benefits
That's the cleanest answer that I can give in this forum
2007-01-23 17:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You behave like a girl , Shout like a girl and Run like a girl
2007-01-23 17:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
being gay mine was to the same sex, but when my ex (whom i supported) cheated on me i threw him out and told him he was young and beautiful but empty and that youth and beauty fade quickly, so he was going to be nothing, as there was nothing inside him to sustain him once that happened...........sadly my words were prophetic he became hooked on drugs and at 29 looks 50 and completely haggard, such a waste.
2007-01-23 17:48:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋